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@crossingpattern
For cheating a mom-and-pop paint store, deadbeat Trump must pay $300,000 in legal fees #1yrago
Donald Trump thought he could use his usual tactic of “I’ve paid you enough already” to get out of a painting bill for his golf course, but the mom-and-pop paint store took him to court and won.
https://boingboing.net/2016/07/22/for-cheating-a-mom-and-pop-pai.html
Piece of fucking shit. Despicable, deplorable, embarrassing, incompetent, criminal, shameful piece of shit.
This was written almost a year ago. Sigh.
the sigh is because of where he still ended up.
In most circumstances I have seen, it is unfortunately both.
THIS ☝🏾️☝🏾️☝🏾️☝🏾️
I’ve been tryna to say this shit for so long
Always reblog
InkTober Day 2
Fungi advice from Terry Pratchett
Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father. He may not have had a Y chromosome. He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men? Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging). He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.
The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages. Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment. He spoke out against religious hypocrites. He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle. He blessed a same sex couple. He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home. He told people to pay their taxes. He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang. He commanded his followers to help the poor. He commanded them to help the sick and the needy. He spent time with social outcasts. He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back. He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.
Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.” If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.
it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash
One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.
Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.
Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.
OMG
“Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.”
FTW.
Who never thought about this?
This bothers me
it’s a gas?
fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website
This is the same website that believed you could have unlimited chocolate if you cut it the right way.
These people are our future
Okay so I really really want to know how you trumpet fellating douchefucks managed to spring fully formed into the world, knowing every single little thing that has ever existed ever?
Because shit, that would be some groundbreaking scientific and theological wetdream.
OP is basically going “wow, this is a cool thing. Who else never really considered why this cool science thing does this cool science thing” and eventually some assholes turn up and go; ” i hate this website”, to “THESE people are our future”?
What the frickity frick you fun sucking vampiric pisslords.
Shit son, you are literally the perfect example of why kids go “science is hard and boring”. Because instead of going “Heck yeah! This weird thing happens because gases! Because flames! Because light! Because the world is weird and fun and dude if you think this thing this is cool check out this and this and this!”
Because instead of going “Yeah, not everyone knows as much as science about me. Everyone has to learn things somewhere; come on friend have I got so much to show you.”
You went; “I’m self absorbed as heckle and I think that everyone MUST know or they’re just silly ignorant peasants aha lol im smart. Screw this website and the kids on it.”
I could go on all day, but you know what friend? We all have to start somewhere, because education in a single county district can be as unequal and bollocked up as heck, let alone between countries, between ages, between classes, between days and I have so much to show you.
Let’s start here;
Good luck.
i’ve never seen this version yelling at the science hipsters before, good addition
Fuck gatekeepers.
I was scrolling through old pics and found this gem. I love this so much and wish more people took this advice (myself included sometimes). Stop wasting time trying to make people happy that you don’t really care about anyway. Make yourself happy first.
#inspirationalquotes #advice #lifequotes #fuckem
probably one of the most accurate, non-ironic tweets you’ll read today
Oooooh
This thread omg
Suggestions for titles to the American Gods sequel:
Shadow Has a Great Day
Shadow and Charlie Are Now Best Friends
Shadow’s Life Gets Exponentially Better
Shadow Loves Someone Who Loves Him Back and Treats Him Right
75 Coin Tricks You Can Learn Right Now by Shadow Moon, a Happy and Fulfilled Man
feel free to add your own
Lol @ this.
An actual not-alternate-fact war, in fact …
F*ck everything about this photo. I genuinely dislike all of these people.
They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing
(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)
This is what sports should be about <3
Geese guys! Geese!
A-holes. F*ck geese.
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny
Whoa.
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
That’s fucking brilliant.
al-grave:
The varying wavelengths of different colors
Adorable science is adorable.
IT BOOMS WHENEVER THERE IS A RAINBOW
Yes, and the red one seems to look back at the rainbow each time it happens.