king raccoon on a mountain of trash

I am drunk and on a ladder.

[thedickcavettshow]

What exactly do you find relatable about the movie Eraserhead?

That happened to me

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[mrsterlingeverything]

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[fuckyoubaker]

FRIDAY.

HAVE AS NICE AS WEEKEND AS POSSIBLE PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[scarewulf]

Dragon

[inlovewiththemooon]

She waits for me

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[snoopylovessoup]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

[flagellant]

[literallymechanical]

The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which has resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I appreciate the efforts of everyone sincerely explaining to me why the unabomber is problematic but truly the only people who deserve any of my attention are the above commenters and this person in the notes

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this