Crow And Fish Co.

Crow. They/Them. I'm really just a murder of crows in a trenchcoat. ᛉ

[madrasaur]

yes hockey IS that serious

[pineconebastardart]

Bard with the soul of a druid

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[escuerzoresucitado]

[everydaylouie]

pop star

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[howverychaotic]

I have a lot of feelings about my little ditto.

[howverychaotic]

I just think there's something to be said about the fact that there are no wild pokemon left that didn't at the very least live in close proximity with humans, and misses them dearly.

There's something to be said for Ditto who misses and loves their trainer so much that they transform into them, and tries to learn to be a human to feel that connection to them. To understand how they think. To understand why the humans abandoned them.

And Ditto works so hard to heal the world to bring the humans back, and Ditto can't read. Ditto doesn't know that the humans are in space. Ditto doesn't know that its trainer saw the photo. Ditto just keep trying. Working day in, day out to restore habitats, use human tools, and build houses. Hoping in vain that its trainer will return. Hoping in vain that it will one day understand why it was left behind.

Does Ditto think it did something wrong, or is it worried about its trainer?

I just think a lot about this Ditto.

[pompkinsoups]

I drew this when pokopia first came out. I think they feel how my cat might feel if I left ;-;

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

them

[birdyboyfly]

[pokemon]

Don't overwork yourself, Ditto!

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[solitairians]

buffy summers misgenders a non-binary vampire :/

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[bambicoded]

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

[scunthotter]

So as much as Ilya likes being domesticated, I cannot believe that man has given up clubbing. He's been a little clubrat since he was able to get in the door of Moscow clubs at way too young of age.

Ottawa has a fuckass nightlife but whenever they're in a city with good clubs Ilya goes out and drinks and dances and at the end of the night (the agreed upon negotiated time) Shane shows up and Ilya "picks him up" then they go back to the hotel for nasty hook up sex.

For Ilya this feels like having his cake and eating it too. He gets to be his sleazy clubrat self, then he gets to take home the hottest man in the club and have nasty sex with him, then he gets to end the night snuggled up in his husband's arms.

[aphantasias]

the avoidant attachment style whine is going in my top ten ilya noises folder