D&D Shitpost Zone

Crowls - 19 - Ace - TransMasculine (he/it) - Druid/Celtic Pagan - Exhausted. Talk to me about TAZ, FMA, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, DAGames, or  witchcraft. I play way too much D&D and I'm proficient in memes. 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Dragonborn wizard OOC: You know what. This entire campaign can be solved with polyamory

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[vulpinehopes]

@thenewtist Remember how EA customer service basically reacted like this to me?

[imposterogers]

everyone else is looking straight ahead, standing tall w their game faces on while poor scott is just like ‘what the fuck did I get myself into I just wanna go home’

[imposterogers]

when u lied on ur resume and still get the job

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

[limerancy]

[stabsinthe-archive]

what if we’re all minecraft creations and the blocks are just really really tiny

[coldbrewblooded]

Atoms

[sunflowercandie]

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[santas-clauze]

no bottlecap we drink like men

[santas-clauze]

risk it all

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

I go to Barger Kin and play on hard mode

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

fucking amateurs…..

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that  Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)

[insomniac-arrest]

this is so fucking funny

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[baited-in-deactivated20240918]

This has many possibilities for memes… I already did mine-

[raisinrolls]

you have sadie killer and you have Bellow Band

[ruthion]

Late for school

[desnaa]

[baited-in-deactivated20240918]

[hurrgantu]

[loycos]

[doctorslippery]

[maximum-overboner]

if you ever doubt your writing, be it your themes, or the reason behind it, remember that h.g wells wrote war of the worlds both as a commentary on colonialism and the horrors it brings, and because he fucking hated his neighbours and his 13 hour job, and wanted to write about the town in which he lived getting blasted to the fucking ground by lasers into an irreparable heap and all of the townspeople dying painfully 

you, too, can channel your hatred for that guy that lives down the hall and blasts music at 4am into the one of the most influential science fiction stories ever written! fuck it! i believe in you!!  

[spookydraws]

This is one of the most inspirational things I’ve ever seen

[thewriterandthestoryteller]

Been looking for this

[thatdamnrookie]

She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself

[crowls]

Who’s your favorite dragon age character out of all the games and books (if you have read any)? I’m trying to make more friends here.

HmmmMMMMMM I had really liked Dorian's story arch in Inquisition... Probably a toss up between him and Bull. They had the best party banter too. I still have to get around to reading the books 😣

[crowls]

You sound like a rlly cool person, just saying.

!!!

Don't be fooled, I'm really just 4 memes in a trenchcoat