A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed
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hello vonnie
Noah Kahan
YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@v0id-gl1tch
A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed
i suggest bonding
Mouth feels, Sawako Kabuk (because)
This is an art piece by Rick Gibson, and yes, it works.
It was placed in different nightclubs for a total of three days, and over 1,200 people decided to pay to use it
To celebrate Easter we took jello shots out of an ovapositor. #jesuslovesme
I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.
I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.
"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"
by A.F. Vandevorst.
distressing things to say to your friends
Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me
always remember, friend,
now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]
internet heiroglyphics
amazing porn gif. unfortunately the caption u paired with it has made it entirely unsharable
Hajime Sorayama
"Anyone who has ever tried to recount a dream to someone else is in a position to measure the immense gap, the qualitative incommensurability, between the vivid memory of the dream and the dull, impoverished words which are all we can find to convey it: yet this incommensurability, between the particular and the universal, between the vecu and language itself, is one in which we dwell all our lives, and it is from it that all works of literature and culture necessarily emerge."
Fredric Jameson, Imaginary and Symbolic in Lacan
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.
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my new oblivion character, evil ass freak