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Yesterday I kinda overheard some coworkers talking about the holiday coming up and one of them said "I just don't understand why people get so wild about it" And so of course my dumbass butted in to say, "Well historically it was a pretty wild event, what with all the stabbing".

They were talking about people going out and partying on St. Patrick's day.

#Said it with full fucking confidence as if SHE was the weird one for thinking that #This website has BOILED my mind istfg #ides of march #tumblr #st patrick's day #repost

all-hail-the-antler-king

Like to charge reblog to cast

medievaljournalist

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

queer-quill

@evilwizard this you?

evilwizard

sorry man

byjove

Coyotes are like the horses of the canine world when it comes to ending up in places they don’t belong.

eldritch-bean

what does this mean

byjove

oh, you know

tanku-deactivated20150907

technofeudalism

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

lamignonette

cranberrylimes

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

desaturate-worlds

this on the bedspread

str8aura-no-not-that-one

This as every wallpaper

cranberrylimes

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

datasoong47

#please this is so fucking funny to me #entymology

yoursminehourss

honestly i think im good without that thanks

beardedmrbean

crowlypoly

People always talking about stealing these but imagine you keep adding more in the dead of night

#wish i was rich but there may be several reasons why i don't deserve that kinda budget

schmergo

Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

crowlypoly

This is so funny to me because there is a reddit user who's username is "IHateTheLetterF" or some crap like that and they have never used the letter f in one single comment or post at all ever (aside from their usn of course). Ive always assumed they broke their f key and decided to sort of brand themselves around it, making light of an annoying issue.

And like, every time i think of that it reminds me of one of my college classmates way back who actually plugged a full separate keyboard into his laptop because his spacebar didn't work.

And I just think all of this is such a fascinating view into psychology, where three separate people are faced with the same issue and one embraces, one replaces, and one provides free search engine optimization to some random restaurant in london everyday. The human mind never ceases to amaze

#psychology #computers #it #london #cafe in the crypt #probably a choice blunt rotation too

cannibalchicken

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.