Crozwik The Orc

No original content, but boy howdy do I reblog some good stuff!

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[imsopopfly]

What did he say?

[deactivated-tahor]

“Trans Rights”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[spitblaze]

why is chess the Big Boy Smart Brain game?? there’s been no advances in strategy for 70 years. you can sit down and teach yourself the five winning moves in like a day. show me a computer that can flawlessly win any game of MTG and then ill be impressed.

[spitblaze]

I build my deck for the express purpose of building an ingame Turing Machine and then pulling off Arbitrary Code Execution during a tournament and suddenly my deck disappears and I’m playing Doom

[theforswornelite]

Yo.

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[thegaymertrainer]

It’s all the ass slapping for me

[cis-yphus]

[wearewatcher]

This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

[ostensiblynone]

Shane: This is from peggingmothman - [wheezes] Ryan: [wheezes] Shane: - obviously, on Tumblr. Okay, that scans. [laughs] “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now - ” What are we in for, here?! [wheezes] Seasoned bitch! I’m just gonna - I want that on my lower third, on every piece of media I’m in, from now on. Seasoned bitch! Where are we goin’ from here?! Ryan: [laughing so hard he’s crying] I don’t know, I got lost at peggingmothman. Shane: peggingmothman, very funny to begin with! Ryan: “This comes from peggingmothman.” Wait, sorry, could you read the first sentence again? I didn’t hear any of it, ‘cause I was too busy - Shane: You didn’t hear the first sentence? Ryan: No, I got - oh, I’m sorry, I got fucking lost at ‘peggingmothman’! Shane: “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now.” Ryan: Yeah, yeah, okay. Shane: You don’t appreciate that? Ryan: I’m sorry, I’m still thinking of peggingmothman. Shane: Okay. Oh, boy! “I was held hostage at the end of a date.”

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[st-just]

…coast?

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[littleguymart]

(source)

[xylatra]

there he is

[armiehamer]

PinoooOoooOoOooOOooOooOoot Noir

[zlink]

[notvoid]

[horrorofthebeast]

[cat-memes-only]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your gf is beautiful

[deaddolin]

i love days n daze