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the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.
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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:
“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.
“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”
“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”
Not just any fridge-
The public fridge
my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room
From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest
Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0
#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries
watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird
Shrouded Stars🌟 It was so fun painting Hidden Stars that I had to make a mirrored version with dark wings :)
Video of the painting process:
i could say so much about this man but i’d like to go college.
writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN
I see people talking about the heartbreaking Queenie mug (I love it too)
But I haven't seen nearly enough about Kinger's mug
Kinger as the best step dad that outdad step up the dad confirmed!
Ngl I kinda wanna know which one of the dispatch guys could you trust to like dress you for a day.. like ftm!reader that's really cunty but he knows he can't trust some of the guys due to some stuff with the others..
(I lowk realized this might be dollification if you squint pls ignore tgat)
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Waterboy can't dress himself for the life of him, but with your wardrobe and the fact he knows what you look best in and what he likes to see you in the most, he'd be surprisingly great at dressing you up. Just ignore the raging hard on he has, since he definitely has a thing for dollification.
Flambae is an obvious choice. He'll use a mix of your wardrobe, his, and some stuff he'll buy specifically for this. He already knows your aesthetic very well and will cater to it. He actually loves that you're letting him do this and would rather die than to let you down.
Sonar would love to dress you up in his own clothes. Bringing back the Harvard Sex Sweatshirt™. He will get turned on by you wearing his clothes and he is doing it on purpose.
in a zombie apocalypse i'd be the radio operator and every broadcast i'd start it off with a like 15 minute long voice play where i pretend that zombies are breaking into my broadcasting station and i'm screaming for help and promising it's not a bit i need fuckimg help now please please please without breaking kayfabe until they break in and eat me and id let it go silent for one whole minute before going "i got you" and broadcasting the horde movements for today
one day i do it again and i seem a bit more geniune and the line just goes dead for ten, then thirty, then a hour and people are freaking out and crying and then i just log on the next day and everyone is so mad at me that they kill me
My radio host characters are crying out for more content soooo...
My radio host
characters are crying out
for more content soooo…
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.