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If my life is a story the title would probably be "high functioning depressed comedian is encouraging everyone to divorce and a playlist that save the world"
Choi Han: When Cale was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world." Alberu: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
I can’t even deny how much of a soft spot I have for Cale and his children 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Cale: This body's biological mother will surely hate me. After all, I stole her only son's body.
Jour: You're so cute! Here, take my ancient power and the generational research of my family. Oh, and do you want to be the patriarch of the Thames family?
Cale: ...Huh?
Cale: Surely, the original owner of this body will hate me for taking over his body and giving that disgusting body in return. He might even wish for me to go to hell.
OgCale: I'm grateful to you for taking care of my family and this extremely hot body. May you have a peaceful life ahead of you.
Cale: ...
Sometimes I look up the kudos and hits in my ao3 fic and question whether "I am that great of an author whose story need to be reread" or "My writing style is an acquired taste".
It probably is both.
I am not sure what user subscriptions in AO3 is but I apologize to whoever subcribe to me. Must be horrible if notifications of me commenting and bookmarking fics binging every few MINUTES
This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
Green fire beam emission and Malignance Nullification is definitely great but how the hell did op get that gel thingy
So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.
Look at me.
Look at me right now.
AO3 protects you.
AO3 protects you and your works.
It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.
It protects your work from advertisers.
It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.
It protects your right to post adult content.
AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.
Please respect AO3 and its mission.
Just read the side story of LCF and I believe we can confirm that the silent d in cale henituse stands for denial. What does he mean that he does not care about his old world and he doesn't have anyone to die for there when he literally took one look at the newbies, bought them food cause it was convenient (after a BLOODBATH??!) and adopted them all?
I understand that he might have refered to people like lsh or cjs but damn, our man is so traumatized that he can only cope with life by being in denial
So in the recent fan book, shoto was talking about how much his friends helped him in his journey. then they SPECIFICALLY asked him about his friendship with Katsuki. This is his answer:
PAUSE!! does this mean they live together?like roommates? Or are they neighbors? Because if he's lazy to take that lamp out, it means shoto lives so close to him that to get rid of the lamp he just gave it to him (as a prank😭) instead of carrying it outside.... hori what are you implying here TELL ME. Also we all know Katsuki isn't lazy. shoto listen he just wanted to have your attention, this is how tsundere ppl move🤧
But if they don't live close together it makes it even better because Katsuki's tsundere self just wanted to go to shoto's place and have an excuse for it😭
Also this is just so close to all the hcs where shoto accidentally reveal their relationship in an interview 😭
now imagine if Katsuki bring that broken lamp to make fun of shoto and laugh but then shoto sweetly smiles and says "I'll cherish anything from my friends". Katsuki after 1 minute of silence:" WHAT? THROW IT AWAY" his smirk faltering while blushing so hard
AND FINALLY, KATSUKI WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭 THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND FUNNY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭I'm glad hori confirmed tdbk are still close friends 😭❤️
Imagine Todoroki just randomly dropping is insane lore/trauma at moments where it benefits him, sometimes even lying or exaggerating because it's not like his friends are gonna question it.
Like Ashido and Kaminari are heatedly arguing about how your meant to cook ramen and he getting fed up of the noise so bro just goes "I eat the ramen raw because I'm traumatized by boiling water", and low and behold the room is silent
Or everyone is fighting over the last piece of Sato's cake and he just offhandedly brings up how his diet was always restricted and his father forbid him from sugar and next thing you know Todoroki is sat at the table with his slice of cake.
And Bakugou, the observant fcker, sees what he's doing and starts pulling the "I died" card.
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Just read chapters 710-ish (ok, SPOILER ALERT) and I want to say that the Sealed God sounds absolutely like a spiteful, toxic ex who has terrible control issue and prone to gaslight (rip Choi Han) whenever he meet God of Death.
Like - just seeing the GoD's gift is already enough to make him so enraged that he threw whatever grace he has and spilled the beans of their failed marriage (aka what he and GoD was, how unfair he was treated bla bla)
And the funniest part is that GoD gave no fucks to answer him and only sprinted towards Cale like a lost puppy as if to convince his (imagined) son that he wasn't that terrible and the little guy can trust him
Aside from Cale's slacker life, this has to be peak comedy of TCF/LCF Season 1
College teacher Lan Qiren who is always complaining about this loud, annoying and disruptive student in his class who is always half asleep on his desk and submits his assignments four seconds before the deadline.
His nephew Lan Wanji, who is in the same class, who can't believe how attracted he is to this hot mess of a man that seems to be physically incapable of not questioning every single subject they learn and makes such good points about them every time. How is it possible for a person seemingly can't dress, feed OR control himself in public be so smart? It would be less annoying if this dude at least took notes or had books, but no, he seems to be doodling on actual craft paper every time he peeks at him. Lan Wanji wants him carnally. And maybe romantically as well. He looks like a good cuddler, you know? Not that LWJ knows much about hugs and all that.
Meanwhile, there is college student, part time worker and full time single parent Wei Wuxian that is constantly running on two hours of sleep, who is working himself to the bone on his engineering degree along with Wen Qing (med student) to provide for Wen Yuan, chronically ill Wen Ning, ancient Granny and half a dozen old aunties and uncles that would (and should) have retired decades ago if they could afford it.
Now imagine the Lans' car breaking down in some speedy neighborhood after dining out, and who comes to the rescue? Just-got-out-of-work WWX, who would try his hand at the engine if they weren't shaking like crazy but assures them that his uncle four will get it going in a sec, want to follow him home so they are not in the street alone?
And so the Lans get to see this twenty years old exhausted young man get home, get immediately jumped by his toddler, and going to help with dinner while simultaneously checking over A-Yuan's homework, answering Grannie's questions about his day and helping WN with mobility exercises.
Lan Qiren becomes more forgiving. Lan Wanji falls in love and has to reconsider his own prejudices before approaching Wwx and asking him out on a study date that quickly becomes an engagement. Lan Xichen becomes besties with Granny and is there every Sunday. He and Wen Qing may fall in love. A-Yuan gets a whole new set of family members.
The car? It was actually fine. It just ran out of battery.
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.
The funniest thing about the Sealed God is that he tried so hard to make Cale's tests are as miserable as possible. BUT not only Cale finished the test spectacularly, gains the closure that he need but also THANKED THE DAMN GOD for all the shit he went through - which according to the Sealed God in 620-621, is something he definitely doesn't want to experience it himself (and can't imagine how painful it is for Cale to just survive)
In my opinion, this is the peak of humilation. YET the sealed god decided to be indulgent, praised Cale's heart, said that he is cute AND showed him some goodwill by letting him say goodbyes.
Like -
WHO DOES THAT