welcome to karate island

---------- 25 - feral - she/her - virgo --------- my name is sarah and i am alone

[berryesque]

Interview with the cheerleader

[jumex]

Making myself hotter. To cope

[papasmoke]

Hello Mr president this is your doctor speaking we are going to inject ten billion grams of heroin into your heart just to see what happens

[sugarglider-s]

The most tragic love story of our time

[flyfella]

*does a hit of poppers but you look a little closer and it’s pure vanilla extract*

[agayjewishwerewolf]

*gets less kinky as a result*

[flyfella]

How dare you be funnier than me

[agayjewishwerewolf]

How dare YOU be prettier than me

[flyfella]

What are we

[taakitz]

subtitles stay ON during sex

[tueselle]

personally, I love being evil and bisexual

[tiktokarchive]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Teach this homoeroticism on film school

[theblob1958]

fuck it. bert and ernie moodboard

[sheabutterbitch]

When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.

[weirdmageddon]

[cloama]

I always come back with a renewed appreciation of chronologically ordered posts. Just seeing shit in correct order is comforting.

[killrockstar]

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

[sadclowncentral]

do i excessively share my thoughts about the content that I consume on a very public platform? yes. do I also never ever want the creators of said content to be aware of or god forbid interact with said content? also yes.

the idea that people want to be observed by their favourite celebrities is incomprehensible to me. can you imagine being on a platform like twitter where creators directly judging you for your opinions is not only possible but culturally acceptable? unthinkable.

that's why i am on tumblr. this is a safe space. no self respecting celebrity would use this hellsite in an official capacity, and its lack of verified accounts and general anonymity would make it difficult anyway. the author might not be dead but the doors are barricaded.

[sadclowncentral]

in conclusion: parasocial relationships go both ways and i will not participate

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

Honestly? Tea

[otpyoureforgiven]

@twinliches tags were very important to me

[st-pam]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

HOT WENCH AUTUMN.

[crowman-manofcrows]

ok but whats with the Bosch Painting in the background?

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

it’s hot wench autumn

[oaluz]

[thewisefollis]

Gimme dat shit

[wizardjpeg]

i honestly am welcome in most buildings, im an eager guest; and they love to have me

[we-were-angels-once]

@grantaire why did you leave this in the tags

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire