crunchy cubes

he/she || homestuckie || ♤♡◇♧

[the-muppet-joker]

I do have to say, though, I finally get the onceler self-cest craze (for context, I was fucking my Kermit the Frog plushie with passionate vigor, as always, when suddenly I received a vision from God (for context, I grew up Catholic and have since renounced my faith on account of God being kind of a dick, but he still sends me visions sometimes because he's like a needy ex lowkey and also I'm kiiiiind of a big deal and also a god of death myself (for context I'm a Light Yagami kin)) anyways in the vision Kermit turned into the Muppet Joker as I always envisioned him in human form (for context, the Muppet Joker was an OC I roleplayed as on tumblr because I am Le Epic Troll, but then I gave it up because my dedication to writing Tumblr Fake Stories was causing me to neglect my wife and my son) but ANYWAYS my self-insert tumblr OC had possessed my Kermit doll which had caused it to start going all TOXIC YAOI on me because of the Muppet Joker's bitterness at being retired as a character (for context any time you tell a Tumblr Fake Story it comes to life and tries to kill you) so for sure the kermit doll is now evil but on the PLUS SIDE the sex is amazing)

[paintedhen]

note: they’ve been living together for months

[onesidedradiostatic]

it is so fucking hilarious to me that there's absolutely ZERO reason for alastor to be here in this scene. like vox could've just done this himself. he didn't even bring the other vees. he just NEEDED alastor to witness him capture lucifer like alastor was going to give him an A+ in villainy for doing this I'm crying

[catmask]

meowdy, and here's a little art challenge for december my minnows and i have been cooking up! i know month long art challenges can be kind of intimidating to some people, so i figured making a week long one could encourage people to give longer challenges a try!

if you'd like to share your designs, please do so to '#brush week 2025'! ill be checking the tag and sharing some of the cool ones i see!

[toasterkoi]

What if it was raining outside and they curled up in a ball like this what then

[morteraphan]

Horse's whiskers admiration post. 🐴

[mercurio-shadowz]

On the topic of “teleportation” (chaos snap)

This was supposed to be a joke comic but uhmmm……. yeah idk what happened either :P

[anxeious]

[ccyanideapples]

Just got lucky!

[yuriwuhuan]

end of the world

[onlysushicat]

3 years difference is HUGE in this one

[amygdalae]

The technical term for fingering being "digital penetration" is so cool actually. Welcome. to my cyber world........

[pincushionx]

Back to shitposting

[realreallove]

How it feels to be violently reminded over and over again that the world hates women and men especially hate women in a way that is so cruel and heartless and genuinely evil

[sorrelpaws]

jake and roooxxyyyyy

[ghostpajamas]

(talking to myself about my oc plot) this shit is mad interesting #layers (remembers ive only posted like 2% of it) youll just have to trust me

[crunchy-cubes]

i give up. tumblr, you win this time