call me cruzi

27 - TN - they/them dyke 🐸

[herpsandbirds]

[galaxywarp]

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[empress-of-dark2005]

[evergreen-femme]

[musashi]

shit i wish people had told me about fandom: if you are a lesbian and you are frustrated because all the other "lesbians" you follow do nothing but post about Male Blorbo #546704396456, THE ANSWER IS TO FOLLOW TRANS WOMEN. trans women will never force you to look at a man. it sounds too good to be true but it IS REAL i PROMISE

[time-traveling-fetus]

every trans woman on my dash is flocking to this post like it's the bat signal

[musashi]

Good I need more blogs to follow

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[caracalliope]

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

[lobautumny]

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

[onehundredandtwentyfour]

Schmidt sting pain index - Wikipedia

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[weltenwellen]

I Remember The Carrots Ada Limón

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[wayneradiotv]

yo dog we heard you loved your cat so we put more life in yo cat so you could love it more

[energyprison]

day 1 of not jerking off anymore

[energyprison]

starting day one of nofap today

[energyprison]

starting today im not gonna be jerking off

[energyprison]

day one no more masturbating

[energyprison]

nofap day one

[energyprison]

day one no more jerking off

[energyprison]

starting nofap today

[energyprison]

no more masturbating starting today

[energyprison]

start my first day of nofap

[energyprison]

today is the first day of my anti masturbation journey

[energyprison]

never going to jerk off again starting today

[energyprison]

starting my first day of no jerking off