Busy Crying

I get overly emotional about everything I'm attached to. I also like writing and will post most of my crap here.

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I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[littlealienproducts]

Only Big Stinky Meanies Tailgate Bumper Sticker by TotsPaintings

[sketchdeath]

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

[kedreeva]

we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

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[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[crankyteapot]

BUG RACE

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[crankyteapot]

the competition is intense

[nectarnymphies]

*eats plastic* 😼👍

[ryebreadedd]

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

[ryebreadedd]

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[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[vinnie-cha]

so proud of him

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[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

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[theanticool]

It is Kana Watanabe fight week people

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[stripeyworm]

random pile of more Tiger n Bunny stuff from this past month :^) I like them a normal amount.

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[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

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