Certified Twit

Call me Crypt | Part-Time Writer | Full-Time Old Man | He/Him

[quadrupleshotgunhallway]

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

[trangoldin]

source

[plumknodel]

[howdoichangethis-deactivated202]

shut up im MLM fuck you

[slutty-satan]

IDC about your essential oils

[miichiyochin]

solo x netrunner | cyberpunk au

[xenopeach]

[rosettyller]

Yáo Li-Jie & Olesya Ilyukhina

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[guillotine-drop]

I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because he’d come out of whatever coma Randy ‘Greaseball’ Pitchford has him in and he’d hear about trans women and be like “Damn… they’re making new chicks… I gotta get a piece of that action.” And he’d pull his notepad (labeled ‘SHIT I GOTTA TRY’) and crayon out and write ‘TGIRL PUSSY’ directly under ‘NEW MCRIB’ and ‘CONCUSSION’

[totallynotgayforyou]

[petrichordiam]

@solipseismic thank u for the insight 🫡

[nicoyarobin]

The faucet of tears won’t stop flowing Oh, I was not alone in this world

[blubrr]

They just woke up…

[noitsnotacookiee]

my piece for the @rdtriozine 💖✨

[mindlessmedic]

Romance Dawn Trio my beloved

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[telestoapologist]

reblog this image If

[telestoapologist]

reblog this now more than ever

[tmgefan]

I took too much time to make this

[spacebetween42]

still not over phm movie and dynamic change for stratt/grace. book stratt/grace is betrayal with teeth, and i do love that. it’s the pragmatic choice made brutal. grace still sits with all that anger, all that raw pain, because yes, she had to, but she still did it to him.

but movie stratt/grace. god.

movie eva isn’t cold. she’s guarded. painfully, deliberately guarded. until the mask slips and, for one dangerous moment, she thinks she might get to keep him.

she cares about him. she knows she cannot afford to care about him. and she does it anyway.

she sends him because she has to. and it hurts because it’s right. and it hurts because it’s him.

and his goodbye message being so gentle??? no rage. no cruelty. not even the satisfaction of blame. just this awful, beautiful understanding. he knows she was right. he knows what she chose. and he doesn’t make her carry his anger too.

movie eva stratt, thee woman that you are. the pain. the tenderness. the emotional damage of it all.

[empire-of-light]

You're asking me to give up my life.