knife dad

robert small from dream daddy. written by stiles. 

[lonestatus]

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

[rpmemepalkia]

Project Hail Mary starters

from the 2026 film, requested by anonymous. Alter wording as needed to your heart's content. Some of these have been changed slightly for rp use.

"Why do I know that? Am I smart?"

"I can’t be the only person here. Right?"

"That’s the sun! There it is."

"(name), can you help me out? There we go!"

"I’m not sure it should come from me."

"We’re all gonna die!"

"You're forgetting something."

"I need your help."

"That was a long time ago."

"You heard about that, huh?"

"No one in your field wants anything to do with you because you refused to back down from a very unpopular view, and I can give you a chance to prove them all wrong."

"Well, joke’s on them because I don’t even care."

"You’re running away because you’re scared."

"I need you to come with us."

"Sorry, I didn't catch your name."

"I want you to tell me what they are, how they work."

"(name)'s really dying, isn't it?"

"Is all of this necessary?"

"It died. This is great news."

"Sorry if I overreacted in there."

"Thank you for your help. I’m glad you didn’t die."

"I need people who think they’re right when everyone else thinks they’re wrong."

"The world is counting on you."

"I’m not doing that."

"We don't. But I do."

"We don’t need a coupon. We’re the government."

"Why you saying 'Uh-oh'?"

"We're parents, (name)."

"I can't do this. I can't. I can't."

"Why on earth would you need that much (thing)?"

"For that, we need you, my friend."

"There are infinite possibilities for this to go wrong."

"Nothing about this is safe."

"First, I owe you three bottles of vodka."

"You deserve much more than this."

"Seems like something we should talk about."

"Well, I guess there’s egg on both our faces, huh, (name)?"

"We would need years for that, and we have months."

"I’m wrong about everything and everything’s wrong."

"You’re a long way from home. I'm a long way from home too."

"You scared me when you went (imitates screaming)"

"I don’t have one of these. I love it! Thank you."

"I still don’t think I can do it, though. Sorry. It’s just, uh if I’m wrong, I’m really wrong."

"You need to solve it. I need to solve it."

"If we’re gonna save our planets, we have to learn how to communicate."

"I’m really excited to be working with you on this. Fired up. Sorry I'm talking so much. It's just, I haven't been around someone in a long time.

"That’s really interesting. That sounds like something we can unpack that tomorrow."

"This is where the science happens."

"There’s no way you can hear me right now."

"The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you’re always looking at a different beach."

"I miss the (thing). What about you, (name)? What do you miss most about home?"

"You don’t sing, huh?"

"You're very mysterious."

"You believe in God?"

"Just stop your crying; it'll be alright."

"I got to meet you. I got to do all this amazing stuff. I’m good. I’ve made peace with it."

"I didn’t mean any of that. That’s just something you say."

"Can you take a compliment please?"

"I’m not worried. Are you worried?"

"I don’t think there is gonna be a later."

"I’m not ready. I don’t have any training."

"I’m not heroic in any way. I cannot do this."

"No pressure but we did make a deal.*

"I understand the stakes. I do. But I don’t have it in me. My mind is made up."

"This may seem like me betraying you, but it’s actually me believing in you."

"Don’t make this harder, please."

"I can’t do both. I can go home or I can save (name)."

"Why you always gotta be so early?"

[memesbygira]

𝐎𝐍 (𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄) 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐘

[SILLY] - receiver tells a funny story about their previous love life [SLOW] - sender and receiver slow dance in their kitchen [SMOKE] - sender and receiver share a smoke together [DARK] - sender and receiver talk in bed [SNUG] - sender and receiver snuggle up on the couch [BATH] - sender sits in the bathroom while receiver bathes [CHERRY] - sender and receiver swap the stories of their first times [WAX] - sender does receiver's makeup [GRINK] - receiver mocks sender's typo repeatedly [HURT] - sender and receiver make up after a fight [OKAY] - receiver apologizes to sender for doing something hurtful [GAME] - sender and receiver play video games together [HEY!] - receiver catches sender cheating at a board game [TINDER] - receiver sends sender a shitty pickup line [SOBAD] - sender and receiver trade 'dad' jokes back and forth [BOOO] - sender and receiver watch horror movies together [MUNCH] - sender surprises receiver with their favorite snack/drink [HOOK] - sender tries to teach receiver to knit or crochet [SOAP] - receiver washes sender's back [SYRUP] - sender picks up medicine for sick receiver [SNIFF] - sender sniffs receiver [HOODIE] - receiver finds sender wearing their clothes [ISPY] - sender and receiver play i spy in traffic [OFFKEY] - sender and receiver sing along to the radio

[labgrown]

"My amicability is a finite resource, do not deplete it."

[cryptidsdad]

"This is what you're calling amicable these days?" Despite the question, Robert is all to aware that Abbey can be much worse if she wanted to be. He should be thankful that he is fortunate enough in the moment to not be dealing with her at her worst again.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

[lunesource]

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙔𝙋𝙀𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙎 , 𝙰 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂 .

( a series of kiss - related roleplay prompts . all prompts can be changed to suit the muse or their relationship to the receiver’s muse )

originally posted by staticrph, who has deactivated.

platonic kisses

01 . a kiss on the cheek

02 . a kiss on the forehead

03 . a kiss between family members

04 . a goodnight kiss

05 . a kiss instigated by a dare

06 . a parental kiss

07 . a kiss on both cheeks as a greeting

08 . a kiss on an injury or bruise

romantic kisses

09 . a morning after kiss

10 . a butterfly kiss

11 . an eskimo kiss

12 . an angel kiss

13 . a wedding night kiss

14 . a first kiss

15 . a goodnight kiss

16 . a good morning kiss

17 . a surprise kiss

18 . a ‘stolen’ kiss

19 . a closed - mouth kiss

20 . an open - mouth kiss

21 . a kiss with a bite to their lip

22 . an air kiss

23 . a spiderman kiss

24 . a kiss in the rain

25 . a single lip kiss

places to kiss

26 . a kiss on the hand

27 . a kiss on each finger

28 . a kiss on the nose

29 . a kiss on the eyelid

30 . a kiss on the shoulder

31 . a kiss on the neck

32 . a kiss on the collarbone

33 . a kiss on the chest

34 . a kiss on the hip

35 . a kiss on the wrist

36 . a kiss over a scar

37 . a kiss over a muse’s insecurity

38 . a kiss on the stomach

39 . a kiss on the back

[ add ‘ trail ’ to trail kisses across that spot ]

settings

40 . a kiss in the woods

41 . a kiss at the beach

42 . a kiss at a haunted house

43 . a kiss at a party

44 . a new years kiss

45 . a kiss at a restaurant

46 . a kiss at the theatre

47 . a kiss at the cinema

48 . a kiss at disneyland

49 . a kiss at home

50 . a kiss outside at night

51 . a kiss in the park

scenarios

52 . a kiss on our muses wedding day

53 . a kiss to say goodbye

54 . a kiss after our muses are parents

55 . a kiss while our muses are on vacation

56 . a kiss to instigate sex

57 . a kiss to comfort one muse

58 . a kiss while grieving

59 . a kiss between long distance lovers

60 . a forbidden relationship kiss

61 . a kiss while our muses stargaze

nsfw kisses

62 . a kiss on the navel

63 . a kiss on the inner thigh

64 . a kiss between the legs

65 . a kiss on the nipple / chest

66 . a kiss after orgasm

67 . a kiss during sex

68 . a kiss on an erogenous zone

[1617]

sometimes home is a person

[pomplerrr]

please don't say that

[parasprite]

kubrick stares at you with my big brown baby cow eyes

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ THE 𝐒TAGES OF 𝐈NTIMACY.   a collection of various action prompts centered around the varying stages of intimacy.  feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with this post if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts for non-con scenarios.  )

SETTINGS.

[01.] finding privacy in a cramped dressing room.

[02.] cramming into the backseat of a car together.

[03.] slipping into the lonesome alleyway behind the bar for "time alone".

[04.] pulling them away from a party after hours of relentless teasing.

[05.] getting handsy under the table at a fancy dining establishment.

[06.] taking the long way home and pulling over on a dark stretch of road.

[07.] staying behind at the venue after everyone else has left.

[08.] the hotel room door barely clicks shut before hands are on them.

[09.] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.

NEW TERRITORY.

[10.] finding yourself staring at their mouth and getting caught.

[11.] pulling back from a kiss to look at them, then immediately going back in.

[12.] memorizing the shape of them for the first time with your palms.

[13.] that exploratory first kiss, reserved and shy.

[14.] a gentle first kiss that morphs into intense want.

[15.] feeling the shape of their body through their clothes.

[16.] asking for permission to remove one of their garments.

[17.] finally succumbing to the thick tension & colliding feverishly.

[18.] fumbling with buttons or zippers because your hands won't stop shaking.

[19.] admitting out loud that you've been thinking about this for a while.

HEATING UP.

[20.] pulling them into your lap in the midst of a heated kiss.

[21.] discovering that they're wearing [ GEAR / LINGERIE ] under their clothes.

[22.] kissing away from their lips, down the length of their neck.

[23.] desperately grinding on them through layers of clothing.

[24.] dirty talking directly into their ear to turn them on even further.

[25.] pushing them onto a piece of furniture before straddling them.

[26.] lifting them onto the countertop while making out.

[27.] tugging their hair to expose more of their throat to your mouth.

[28.] the wrecked way they say your name for the first time.

[29.] fabric tearing because neither of you has the patience for buttons.

[30.] removing an obstacle of clothing with your teeth.

UNRAVELING.

[31.] biting down on their shoulder to muffle how good it feels.

[32.] the sound they make when you find the spot that undoes them.

[33.] begging without any trace of pride left and meaning every word.

[34.] their composure cracking for the first time, they finally stop holding back.

[35.] repeating "don't stop" like it's the only language left in their mouth.

[36.] leaving possessive marks in places only they'll see.

[37.] whispering "look at me" right before you take them apart.

[38.] trying to be quiet and failing, so they clamp a hand over your mouth.

[39.] flipping positions so fast neither of you remembers who initiated it.

[40.] their nails dragging down your back hard enough to sting later.

[41.] being told to open your mouth and doing it before the sentence is finished.

[42.] having your hands pinned above your head.

[43.] the desperate scramble to get closer when there is no closer to get.

COMING DOWN.

[44.] fingers lazily tracing the marks they just left on your skin.

[45.] pulling the blanket over both of you without being asked.

[46.] that silent, dazed smile when they catch your eye across the pillow.

[47.] the shaky laugh when neither of you can remember where your shirt is.

[48.] going to get water and bringing a glass back for them without asking.

[49.] lying chest to chest, feeling their heartbeat slow back down against yours.

[50.] the quiet "hey" that means something completely different now.

[51.] "come here" said softly — not urgently. just wanting them close again.

[52.] the reluctant moment of untangling.

[10ampuddingcups-a]

please do not repost / use in crackships / use for RP purposes or claim as your own.

[halfaghst]

Taking a shower does sound good The thought of warm water on his stitches or of being able to wash the wounds on his chest or arm sounds heavenly. But that involves needing new bandages and he's not exactly sure that Robert HAS the bandages he needs.

He wishes he was able to phase the water off his frame, but Robert doesn't know of his abilities. For a moment, he stands there, silent as a mouse, eyes analyzing the movements of the other. And then he gives him a quick nod.

"Yeah. A shower sounds good. Do you have any extra bandages? The big ones?"

[cryptidsdad]

Robert has no real idea of where Danny goes or what he gets up to when he decides to leave. Maybe a more responsible adult would try to convince him to stay and be a normal kid. Honestly, a lot of people would have gone the route of alerting some type of authorities. A wayward, probably homeless teen? It is definite cause for concern.

But he is not one known for his responsibility or anything of the sort. He remembers himself around Danny's age, too, and knows that he is lucky enough that the kid keeps coming back. It is better to not scare him off for good.

"Extra bandages?" There is a long moment that he considers the other with narrowed eyes. "What kind of bandages are you talking about?"

[hollowprompts]

🤐 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴. 𝘯𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 (+ 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦) 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦.

🕊️ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞

01. gently brushing the other's hair out of their face to tuck behind their ear. 02. wrapping a blanket around their shoulders from behind. 03. brushing tears off of their cheeks. 04. reaching out hesitantly before resting a hand on their back. 05. placing a cup of tea or coffee in front of them. 06. sitting beside them while they are asleep to watch over them. 07. sharing silence with them. 08. pulling them into a tight hug. 09. writing something quietly and passing them the note. 10. fixing a piece of their clothing carefully.

🔥 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

01. staring at them in silence for a long moment before walking away. 02. slamming a door shut without explanation. 03. packing their things up, slowly and deliberately. 04. breathing sharply through their nose and refusing to meet their eyes. 05. cleaning something obsessively in silence.

🥀 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

01. running their thumb over the others bottom lip slowly. 02. standing just a little too close, enough to feel each others breath. 03. grazing their knuckles along the other's hip or thigh in passing. 04. undoing the top button of their shirt while holding eye contact. 05. leaning in like they're going to kiss and then pausing shyly. 06. sliding a hand under their chin to tilt their head up.

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ THE 𝐒TAGES OF 𝐈NTIMACY.   a collection of various action prompts centered around the varying stages of intimacy.  feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with this post if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts for non-con scenarios.  )

SETTINGS.

[01.] finding privacy in a cramped dressing room.

[02.] cramming into the backseat of a car together.

[03.] slipping into the lonesome alleyway behind the bar for "time alone".

[04.] pulling them away from a party after hours of relentless teasing.

[05.] getting handsy under the table at a fancy dining establishment.

[06.] taking the long way home and pulling over on a dark stretch of road.

[07.] staying behind at the venue after everyone else has left.

[08.] the hotel room door barely clicks shut before hands are on them.

[09.] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.

NEW TERRITORY.

[10.] finding yourself staring at their mouth and getting caught.

[11.] pulling back from a kiss to look at them, then immediately going back in.

[12.] memorizing the shape of them for the first time with your palms.

[13.] that exploratory first kiss, reserved and shy.

[14.] a gentle first kiss that morphs into intense want.

[15.] feeling the shape of their body through their clothes.

[16.] asking for permission to remove one of their garments.

[17.] finally succumbing to the thick tension & colliding feverishly.

[18.] fumbling with buttons or zippers because your hands won't stop shaking.

[19.] admitting out loud that you've been thinking about this for a while.

HEATING UP.

[20.] pulling them into your lap in the midst of a heated kiss.

[21.] discovering that they're wearing [ GEAR / LINGERIE ] under their clothes.

[22.] kissing away from their lips, down the length of their neck.

[23.] desperately grinding on them through layers of clothing.

[24.] dirty talking directly into their ear to turn them on even further.

[25.] pushing them onto a piece of furniture before straddling them.

[26.] lifting them onto the countertop while making out.

[27.] tugging their hair to expose more of their throat to your mouth.

[28.] the wrecked way they say your name for the first time.

[29.] fabric tearing because neither of you has the patience for buttons.

[30.] removing an obstacle of clothing with your teeth.

UNRAVELING.

[31.] biting down on their shoulder to muffle how good it feels.

[32.] the sound they make when you find the spot that undoes them.

[33.] begging without any trace of pride left and meaning every word.

[34.] their composure cracking for the first time, they finally stop holding back.

[35.] repeating "don't stop" like it's the only language left in their mouth.

[36.] leaving possessive marks in places only they'll see.

[37.] whispering "look at me" right before you take them apart.

[38.] trying to be quiet and failing, so they clamp a hand over your mouth.

[39.] flipping positions so fast neither of you remembers who initiated it.

[40.] their nails dragging down your back hard enough to sting later.

[41.] being told to open your mouth and doing it before the sentence is finished.

[42.] having your hands pinned above your head.

[43.] the desperate scramble to get closer when there is no closer to get.

COMING DOWN.

[44.] fingers lazily tracing the marks they just left on your skin.

[45.] pulling the blanket over both of you without being asked.

[46.] that silent, dazed smile when they catch your eye across the pillow.

[47.] the shaky laugh when neither of you can remember where your shirt is.

[48.] going to get water and bringing a glass back for them without asking.

[49.] lying chest to chest, feeling their heartbeat slow back down against yours.

[50.] the quiet "hey" that means something completely different now.

[51.] "come here" said softly — not urgently. just wanting them close again.

[52.] the reluctant moment of untangling.

[namtan]

THE PITT 2.07 | 1:00 PM

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :   NONVERBAL PROMPTS.  mix of violent, caring, touching and non-touching prompts.  」     SEND PROMPT '+ REVERSE' for the inverse to happen. for example 'bandage + reverse' for the receiver to bandage wounds on the sender.

[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.

[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.

[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.

[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.

[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.

[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.

[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.

[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.

[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.

[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.

[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.

[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.

[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.

[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.

[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.

[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.

[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.

[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.

[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.

[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.

[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.

[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.

[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.

[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.

[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.

[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.

[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.

[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.

[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.

[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.

[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.

[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.

[ BULLET ]: sender shoots receiver in a non-lethal area.

[cherryplucked]

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𝗔  𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗬  𝗜𝗡:      the  brainless  beauty.  girlhood  vs  godhood.  the  broken  bird.  rotten  fruit.  when  sisterhood  becomes  suffocating.  i  gave  my  blood,  sweat  &  tears  for  this.