*Adds my bones to the broth*

I’m Kat. 21/agender/queer/any pronouns

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[sunbakery]

[cryptkat]

I spent like a solid hour to find this post because I couldn't stop thinking about it

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[64mpg]

thank you

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[littlescratches]

Thank you for these tags @asimovsideburns

I nearly died laughing while reading them and then again while reading them out loud to the spouse.

Please, someone choose water!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’d like to point out that last year it wasn’t a liquid and I still ate it so if no one else adds water I’d still eat the final product

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah just so everyone knows the lavender is a concentrated syrup, it’s very sweet but yeah it’s in syrup form cause that’s what I have on hand

[mysteryteacup]

Guys. Please. We're at less than 30% liquid. This is a tea flavoured snack bar. Please.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Don’t listen to them, if water is anywhere near winning this is gonna be way too easy, I want a gelatinous glitter blob to chew on

[the-orion-scribe]

@chronicangel

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[diabetic-theater-kid]

I FOUND IT

THE ORIGINAL

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

(x)

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[gwennkoi]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This subreddit always justifies me still using the stupid website

[birds-in-posts]

Dalmatian pelican (Pelecanus crispus)