hoopy frood

☆ crypt ☆ all prns ☆ 18+ MDNI ☆ FUCK AI, KILL NAZIS ☆ [tumblr] ☆

[segamascott]

my me themed tumblr account

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[cryptmoth]

Everything is conspiring to give me a headache

[koiagain]

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[asincereoffering]

62926

[konoko]

[konoko]

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[ashstfu]

[margisnailia]

when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

[english-history-trip]

[undeadhousewife]

[strayknight]

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

[strayknight]

every time i talk in work i feel this image manifest in my mind like a specter that torments me

[decomposedmaw]

someone used to wait here

[decomposedmaw]

night at the bus stop

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”