In my head

32. Most of my posts are queued

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[real-jaune-isms]

I’m picturing it as we speak

[scoldingdarjeeling]

😭

[beardedmrbean]

[thedesucomplex-deactivated20130]

[darkoverord]

Maaaan there was a version of this that also did all the spellcard calling too. I wish I’d saved it now.

[rabbitlegs2]

A classic

[zombiesakai]

spellcard version

do you mean this one

[rustic-ghost-deactivated2022112]

The laughter this cause almost killed me

[beardedmrbean]

[lighthouse-on-the-sea]

Anthony Head and his pink Nintendo DS

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[omnybus]

Space chickens

[booksbabybooks]

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

[enki2]

[mistermythosaur]

@funnier-when-objectum

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[depsidase]

[mon3trs]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

The second one

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste