Crypts Keep

Reed / Crypt || He/it || MCYT + TMA + TTRPGS || 19

[cryptskeep]

Welcome to The Keep!

Hello and welcome to my silly blog! I'm a writer, podcast nerd, and artist!! My main fandoms are TMA/TMAGP, Hermitcraft/MCYTS, and so much more!! If any of this sounds interesting, give me a follow!

I love making new friends!!

My art will be tagged with #cryptdoodles

[wato1876]

hey wato... what the fuck is this

I don’t see anything.

[cryptskeep]

You're a fucking liar wato1876....

[disturbette]

lowk this account theme is ass i need ideas....

[disturbette]

@miinuteswag you are the only one here start working boy i need ideas (you are my unpaid intern)

[miinuteswag]

boss have we considered.. (i look away shyly) um.. a love story..... might sell well....

[disturbette]

hey so i'm going to call HR !!!!

[miinuteswag]

yes.. lets call.... the HR.. (honeymoon reception)......

[disturbette]

im calling a trusted adult

[miinuteswag]

of course we have to invite @cryptskeep also! how kind of you to call him..

[cryptskeep]

Hey guys if you're an unpaid intern and a boss that promotes an unhealthy power imbalance and dynamic

instead you should quit your job and join my emo band polycule

[cryptskeep]

something something vampires smp something something vtm something something pyro having to struggle against his beast taking over something something paranoia something something angst

[charlesoberonn]

When you accidentally type "sire" instead of "sure"

[cryptskeep]

Vampires SMP is such a good way I can force VTM aus on more people... Get ready for a vtm au of vampires smp coming soon >:]

[imhyperfixatingrn]

Sweeney Todd Pangkey AU. Very self indulgent of me,,,

Close ups :smile:

[wreegis]

listening to Alice and im convinced this is what that teaparty looked like

[wreegis]

Hatsune D’ville….

[mangocurist]

hey oz why are you rpfing on my feed at ten pm on a Saturday night? you should be at the club.

STOPPPPPOOO LMFAOW CRYPT .... hey you could rpf with me too if you wa (ui am shot and left for dead outside the club)

[cryptskeep]

sighs and picks you up off the curb so I can bring you to the subway and bandage you up while I buy a sandwich with money I stole from your wallet

[mangocurist]

MY MONEUY

[cryptskeep]

fucking fine you can get a sandiwch too

but im fining you for the blood you got on my car seats and the sandwich

[mangocurist]

hey oz why are you rpfing on my feed at ten pm on a Saturday night? you should be at the club.

STOPPPPPOOO LMFAOW CRYPT .... hey you could rpf with me too if you wa (ui am shot and left for dead outside the club)

[cryptskeep]

sighs and picks you up off the curb so I can bring you to the subway and bandage you up while I buy a sandwich with money I stole from your wallet

[cryptskeep]

I FORGOT TO UPDATE MY AGE IN MY BIO I MAY BE A FOOL

[azure-bluet]

🌑 twilight, sunrise and sunset ✨ ☀️ 🌙

[indigosfindings]

imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

[setewbro]

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

[cryptskeep]

been getting into speedrunners so now I need to draw fanart I guess

[juehs34]

Does anyone have a good paprika hendl recipe they’d be willing to share?

[dr-paine]

Authentic Chicken Paprikash

One of the most famous and beloved Hungarian recipes, this authentic Chicken Paprikash recipe represents this famous dish at its very best!

Made this For The Bit last year(? I think? Or '23 idfk) and it's made its way into my regular meal rotation!

(Personally I prefer it with naan rather than the dumplings, but I also always fuck up the dumplings)

[victas42]

“Chicken Paprikash (Halushki)

(base recipe, serves 4-6 – we usually double or triple this!)

Ingredients:

for soup

4-6 chicken thighs with skins

one medium onion, chopped

2 tbsp butter

1 large can chicken broth

Paprika, to taste

salt and pepper

for halushki noodles

2 eggs

3 cups flour

1 cup milk

2 tsp salt

Directions

in large soup pan or stock pot brown the onion in butter

add chicken

season well with salt and pepper, and enough paprika to cover surface of chicken

brown on one side(skin side first), turn, reseason, and brown on second side

(make sure the skin gets nice and golden – this will give a rich colored broth)

cover chicken with water, simmer until almost falling off the bone**

remove chicken from broth, take off skin, debone

cut meat into small pieces and return to broth

add canned chicken broth, bring to boil

reduce to simmer and add noodles

** meanwhile, make noodles

mix together all ingredients until almost smooth- batter should be elastic but not tough

cut batter with spoons into boiling water

as pieces rise to the top, skim them out and put into finished broth or hold in a separate bowl

do not overfill the water or noodles will be gummy

keep water at low boil the entire time

noodles may be small as peas to the size of your thumb, depending on your preference

A WINTER FAVORITE”

This is my family’s recipe, as my mother transcribed it from watching her mother in law make it. It tastes like family and home. It’s not really hendl to my understanding, but it’s chicken and paprika and dumplings and I cannot recommend it enough.