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thememedaddy

me_irl

cum-roll

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

sm1l3-b0n3z

Peak comedy

the-bean-beanie

fuck you for making me read this

sandandglass

sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

thesymski

HIS OWN FATHER….

reference-database

For height-dysphoric trans men - list of shorter male celebrities.

Posted by @ TRANSFlNN on twitter

luxtenebre

Anyone got something like this for trans women because like…Being 6ft tall doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in this fight

gaypitbull

ask and you shall recieve :)

6′0 Aisha Tyler

6′0 Allison Janney

6′0 Brooke Shields

6′0 Elle Macpherson

6′0 Famke Janssen

6′0 Geena Davis

6′0 Jane Lynch

6′0 Jeanene Fox

6′0 Jennie Finch

6′0 Kristen Johnston

6′0 Margaux Hemingway

6′0 Natasha Stefanenko

6′0 Saffron Burrows

6′0 Uma Thurman

6′1 Adriana Karembeu

6′1 Ana Hickmann

6′1 Brigitte Nielsen

6′1 Faith Minton

6′1 Janet McTeer

6′1 Julie Strain

6′1 Michelle Wie

6′1 Monika Schnarre

6′1 Pam Stone

6′1 Penny Lancaster

6′1 Tara Moss

6′1 Venus Williams

6′2 Dorothy Ford

6′2 Elizabeth Debicki

6′2 Ireland Baldwin

6′2 Jodie Kidd

6′2 Karlie Kloss

6′2 Lindsay Davenport

6′2 Maria Sharapova

6′2 Natalia Bush

6′2 Suzie Plakson

6′3 Dot-Marie Jones

6′3 Gabrielle Reece

6′3 Gwendoline Christie

6′3 Judy Gold

6′3 Kerri Walsh Jennings

6′4 Candace Parker

6′4 L'Wren Scott

6′4 Rebecca Lobo

6′5 Lisa Leslie

bigfatscience

Size diversity in height (and weight!!) is real and does not care about gender-based stereotypes.

tepig-guy

also Tom Cruise is 5’7” :>

just-shower-thoughts

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

tgmember

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

the-catholic-geek

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

gobbochune-deactivated20241018

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

zetsubonna

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

ohevoyev

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

ohevoyev

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

loadingterrain

okay. okay, you know what? *angrily opens minecaft*

rooster-tumble

Do you love the colour of the sky?

straightboyfriend

nothing better than hanging out w a cat….. love those triangle ears……….. love thos meows…. the mrows….. the mews, if you will,

achieverooster

After all these years, he’s still got it.

(audio is by wokeaudios from IG)

oatmylkmachiato

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

bmwiid

A barn rasing: a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive.

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin”