Crystals

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crystalkitten01]

Ah, funny funny funny

[oleandy]

got the new tomodachi life :) i think it's really fun

[oleandy]

i don't think i really fuck with the graphics though

[oleandy]

like i think they're taking new gen a bit too far yknow

[billymayslesbian]

oh my god i thought you people said you wanted worse graphics made by people paid less to work more or whatever cant you fucking be happy with anything :///////////////////////

[oleandy]

i guess i'm happy

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crystalkitten01]

Looks great!

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[geeklibrarian]

honestly the joke was that after april 1st the didn't bring back the "beta" and now I feel completely lost.

What do you mean after 17 years we're not in beta anymore

[crystalkitten01]

Yeah, it feels crazy. Like I'm reeling I feel so shocked

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of seto kaiba when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse seto kaiba and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Seto kaiba

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Seto Kaiba

[emperor-princess]

Who the fuck changed this from Danny DeVito to Seto Kaiba

[crystalkitten01]

Wait, wait, what. How did they do that

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[crystalkitten01]

Man, I like also really believed that it was about Danny Devito. Like kinda odd that you were so scared of this random guy, but it was sweet that your brother cared. And the daylight thing, well, people are more scared of getting attacked at night. So maybe it's related to that??? I really thought that...

[psych-is-the-name]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[ask-gmodsfmrocks-deactivated201]

LOL

[verityglasses]

This just gets better and better

[unyieldingsilence]

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[is-this-post-edible]

This post is… EDIBLE!

[crystalkitten01]

This post ends wonderfully

[l4nth4n1d3s]

the doctor said I had

[unyieldingsilence]

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[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

[rawwkingrimmie64]

Reblog to help find a lost connection.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

do NOT do this

[alphabetizing-posts]

do do NOT this

[crystalkitten01]

Rebloging!~

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[dragons-locator]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

also, happy 12 years of Spiders Georg (as of yesterday). Schedule this post for next year

[dragons-locator]

Happy 13 years of Spiders Georg

[crystalkitten01]

Wha.. is this is where this comes from 0.0

[junk-thunder]

adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together

[unyieldingsilence]

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[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[purpleinsomniac20]

Fic Recs

I have an absurd number of Ao3 bookmarks. All BNHA.  And while I do (very occasionally) get rid of some, the rate at which I add them is far greater. But where’s the fun in keeping them all to myself??? I think I’m going to start doing a series of fic rec posts to share some of the joy. No real schedule, just when I have time. I’m thinking some thematic, some by ship, some by character... Not even 100% sure. This is just a post to hook them all to because organization is a thing.

Never Enough Time (Travel) Vol 1 

MCD Fic Recs

Quirkless in a Quirked Land

Never Enough Time (Travel) Vol 2

Shinsou Centric

Wonderful World Building

Obscure BkDkBk Bkg Birthday Week Fic Recs

Vigilante Izuku Fic Recs

"Let Bakugou Rest" Fic Recs (Bakugou whump)

Fics that Feed the Soul(mate)

Also - someone brought up the point that I should probably recommend my own work if I actually want people to read it :P It's mostly ShinDeku and BkDk, mostly rated T. One really long one, one medium length one, and a bunch of one shots. I'm great at self promotion, yeah?

Purple Insomniac's Archive page

[crystalkitten01]

I saw your tags and don't worry! 1001 bookmarks aren't a problem at all! I've got over 5000 😅

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

CRYING

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[liu827]

I STARTED TO WATCH SPN AND BECAME A FAN BECAUSE ALL THOSE GIFS ON MY DASH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY

[crystalkitten01]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL GIFS!

For context if someone is seeing this for the first time, the newer posts all have Donkey Kong instead of Supernatural.

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[terriblelizbians]

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

[cannon-fannon]

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

[jehanneargentee]

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

[thbn-anything]

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

[iceslushii]

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Only Our Bodies Can Leave

The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)

[shylokvakarian]

Achievement Unlocked:

Forever And A Day

Yup, still funny after 6 years…

[pointless-achievements]

hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you got a time machine

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crystalkitten01]

I've got a time machine too. And in my dream.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[unyieldingsilence]

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