Crystal Knows Best

I'm Crystal a 25 year old whose a fiery air sign. I promise you I'm not crazy. Try to keep up regardless 🤘🏼

[mrsrjr]

[inqilabi]

Um this woman is living the dream

[prokopetz]

The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

[handsomedogs]

[banji-effect]

Glamour~

[ceasepool]

power

[zooiboo]

[teavibes]

Just gonna leave this here (:

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a demon, have befriended someone.

They are the best friend you have ever had in your long long life and you love them more than you thought you could ever love a human.

The only issue is that you haven’t told them what you are. The later it gets, the harder it becomes to tell them, and the easier it gets for them to figure it out on their own, but you are worried that they will be terrified of you and never want to see you again once they know.

[robophantom]

You don’t realize you’ve been putting it off for about three hundred years. You’re so caught up in worrying about your own secret, it never really occurs to you that perhaps there is also something up with them.

[browsedankmemes]

[artroubles]

[stemmmm]

*looks into the camera like a chuck jones character*

[akron-squirrel-reblogs]

[kyleboy21da]

[starlitskvader]

[patchoulism]

[takashi0]

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[falsedetective]

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

[elphamejourdemayne]

The third installment of nine examples of healthy masculinity

[satanika-mur]

[blahhaus]

Summoned

[shurbalwasherefirst]

[youlovetoseeit]

ha ha ha

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love him oh my God what an ally

[thothoes]

being on tumblr is literally just straight up vibing. no one knows who you are. no one knows what you look like. just vibes.