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dankxsinatra

paranoia-crux

as a girl who pushes the people who care about her away and is trying desperately to change, that ending was devastating in a way i needed so bad

sev-arts

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

johannestevans

Watched a documentary about abuse and advice one guy said to give children was, "Tell them that if someone is hurting them, to tell someone - and don't just tell one person. Tell as many people as possible, and keep telling as many people as possible until the abuse stops." and i really liked that

Bc so many ppl focus on the idea of telling A Trusted Adult, but even a well-meaning individual can fuck up and let abuse fall through the cracks or not know what to do

Whereas if a child tells LOADS of adults AND other kids, there's far less opportunity for an abuser to do damage control

Consistently telling their story and spreading it around disempowers the abuser to control and coerce the flow of information, or to utilise gaps and weaknesses in systems of reporting or welfare to isolate the child

Just really good advice. Not suprised I don't hear it more often.

ikimaru

practicing drawing her! ✨

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Deltarune Fun Fact:

Noelle will get stronger. This is a threat.

crystallinefirebot

glyphsmash

you are fucking died. game oval.

quaintpanic

imsomadds

gamingcookiereal

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shinysnek

finished chapter five

squeakitties

vib ribbun

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