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Quiet | 23 | they/them | glorified jack o lantern

[srolhogan]

this belongs in a museum

[reapersun]

~my complete prehistoric extinction series~

prints: http://www.inprnt.com/gallery/reapersun/

also here is the first series: http://reapersun.tumblr.com/post/122568196532/

and here is my tattoo policy: http://reapersun.tumblr.com/tagged/tattoos

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i’m done with these series unless inspiration strikes me again. i got some requests for mythical animals, and while i think it could be cute, i’m not particularly passionate about it. but i will think about it and if inspiration hits, i might do it :)

[carpenters3]

lynda carter really wore a magen david and a crown that says never forget like the legend jumped out

[bigromance]

Get you a party this lit

[conquerorwurm]

I love that age when little girls get really  weird and mystical and savage

Like nine through eleven years old, those are some weird years for us

[lucyaudley]

When I was 9-10 I read The Egypt Game and The Headless Cupid, taught myself hieroglyphics, and decided to practice witchcraft

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[angstalottle]

WHAT!

@taylor-tut @blueplanettrash @lovelylangst LOOOOOOOOOOK

[shakeskp]

who the heck killed for 20 euros, that’s not a fair price for professional work

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

Who will ride or die with me this hard

[anexperimentallife]

I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”

[disasterjones]

I’ve seen people mentioning Beau saying “I’ve had this dream” when Yasha gets Extra Big but what they don’t say is that she’s literally sitting there wiping her mouth as though drooling from standing agape for several moments and honestly, if that isn’t the pinnacle of disaster lesbian, I don’t know what is

[gokufucker45]

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

[spidey-hoco]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

[sword-wielding-trans-girl]

@ladygray1710

[michaun]

no context B99 part 1

[carrotssss]

[polysixxxx]

Middle school me had no idea how iconic this shit would be.

[zapperthecat]

Surprise gifts.

(Fallen Captains have the best capes and Hunter will now be the envy of Hunters everywhere)

[princesstigerbelle]

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

[e-102-y-gamma-deactivated201904]

i think you forgot one

[princesstigerbelle]

I am such a fool.

I forgot judgementsl cat too

[jakyyo-deactivated20180212]

But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)

[princesstigerbelle]

Hnoly shit

[doomydoggy]

Ok but how could you forget

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my god why did I forget him

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

[stalkish-shellos]

Cats are the best

[yungterra-blog]

I:)

[abbix-arts-and-memes]

THAT LAST FACE

[kharma-chaos]

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS IS

THIS IS LITERALLY THE STORY OF STORY OF THE SEARCH FOR THE POLYMERASE COMPLEX

So they couldn’t find out what protein actually replicated the dna stands

So when they found it, it was actually a complex of proteins, and it was SHAPED LIKE A HAND

And when that fucker works it contracts and releases as if its actively grabbing the dna strand.

Rad.

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

@in-oceanum

[ruinedchildhood]

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

[victorious]

https://twitter.com/troyxkates/status/992909487349620736?s=19

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mrdsc1010]

I was going to scroll past until Spiderman’s ass started disintegrating

[ruinedchildhood]

Ig: @bosslogic https://www.instagram.com/p/BihCuHEFVVG/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BigWvgOFZKl/

[victorious]