they should remake David’s statue of Michelangelo but it’s the turtle
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they should remake David’s statue of Michelangelo but it’s the turtle
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
So that people don’t need to go through the notes:
- We have fossils of spider webs
- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of
- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa
- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rex’s full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)
If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.
We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.
We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
We know they had remarkable vision.
We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.
We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.
The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know it’s colors, and it’s tail rings (which one would argue would be it’s “iconic feature.”
(Art credit Julio Lacerda)
Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.
(Art credit Vitor Silva)
This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. We’ve found pigmentation in scales and skin. We’ve completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. We’ve figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.
We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.
We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by “accident” by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.
We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for it’s life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)
We learn and understand way more from “rocks” than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is “We can’t possibly know anything about these animals,” then you don’t understand science.
As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. They’re only concerned with Awesombro.
If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as “proof” that paleontologists don’t know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)
Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of “thanks i hate it” and “stop ruining dinosaurs!”
Loosing my shit at the knowledge that T-rexes nursed their loved ones back to health
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You can find some fairly decent dinosaur sound reconstructions on YouTube. Based on how a Tyrannosaurus voice box and hearing worked, we can infer that it would have made low rumbling sounds instead of the iconic roars from the Jurassic Park franchise.
Something between the boom of a crocodile and the roll of thunder. It was a sound you would likely be able to feel, perhaps even before it was able to be heard. Far off thunder on a sunny day then the earth begins to shake and the thunder grows loud enough you can feel it in your stomach. That’s what it may have sounded like to be hunted by a T. rex.
Corvids have a basic grasp of the theory of mind - the ones who hide their food will remember who saw them bury it, and will come back to stash it elsewhere when they know they’re no longer watched. They are vaguely aware that others are also capable of thinking and planning, and anticipate that another bird would seize the treasure later, if ever given the opportunity.
Many corvids also mate for life. They have foods they prefer more than others, and it has been discovered that they can also know and remember their partner’s favourites, and bring those treats to each other, even if they personally don’t care for this food source.
Is that love? A crow cannot be forced to do something it does not want to do, they do as they please and it pleases them to bring gifts to their partners. What is love but joy that stems from the joy of another?
Do they know what love is? A jackdaw knows that another jackdaw it can see has seen it in return - do they know that a spouse that brings them treats does it as a treat to themselves as well?
Do these birds know what love is? Do they know that they love, and are loved in return?
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Submit your questions here, and prepare to be spellbound.
Kinda wanna ask Barbara’s cabbage patch about the next series of Sherlock
i know i mostly stopped posting about the star wars student taught class i was taking at my college after the first day but i thought people might like to know that today was the final, and what a final it was. 45 multiple choice, 10 short answer, 15 matching, and 8 true or false questions on a google form. some of the questions were marked as having no correct answer. this was followed by a written exam on paper, which included such gems as "for 100 extra credit points, write, word-for-word, the tragedy of darth plagueis monologue from rots (no partial credit)." we had 50 minutes to complete this test. there was a question about "it's like poetry, it rhymes." on the google form, the space for your name was a graded question. i had my name marked as incorrect.
Bob’s a truck driver. Bob gets bored on long drives, so he came up with a game. If he sees a lawyer walking on the sidewalk, he’ll hop the curb and run him over.
One day, Bob picks up a hitchhiking priest. The priest is quietly studying his Bible. Bob sees a lawyer. Because the priest was so quiet, Bob forgot he was there, and hopped the curb. Just before he ran over the lawyer, he remembered there was a man of the cloth aboard, and swerved back onto the street.
“I’m sorry about that, father.”
“Don’t worry, my son. I got him with my door.”
Jeff, c’mon man
im pretty sure being hot made me a lot more evil. sorry
Just turn your air conditioner up a bit and it should balance out
Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender
The gods didn’t actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”
The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
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May the record show that my spare tire is supposed to have a Sepioteuthis on it. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A CUTTLEFISH. I tried my best you guys.
It works
Someone threw a gorilla at me.
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen my gorilla?
just like every year, passover snuck up on me
I guess you could say you almost passed over it
anakin: small lifeforms are evidently more vicious. they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up.
obi-wan: oh, that’s nonsense. name one lifeform.
anakin: artoo.
anakin: ahsoka.
anakin: nine year old me.
Because of this, Anakin becomes more angry and vicious the more body parts he loses
A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
…Sir, -6 degrees celsius is a pleasantly chilly day. That’s light jacket weather. You’d probably be fine with just a hoodie if you’re not going to be outside for long. Also who tf needs long sleeves for +18??? That’s WARM. 18 degrees is fucking shorts and tank top weather, what are you TALKING about.
Winter days in Canada usually hang around -20, and it’s not unusual for us to have cold snaps and hang around -30 for awhile. Fuck, just this winter we had a nasty stretch of about two weeks of constant -40.
My point is, Americans are weak. …To cold; up north we’re pretty weak to heat, when we get over 25 degrees it’s ungodly hot out, and +30 might as well be the surface of the fucking sun.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM WHERE -6 degrees IS WARM??!
also I agree with the 18 degrees being warm
18 DEGREES IS WARM????
WHERE ARE Y'ALL FROM? URANUS?
THAT’S FUCKING FREEZING MAN
I’M IN WALES AND IT RAINS A LOT HERE OKAY
18 is a perfectly comfortable temperature.
Okay. 18 Celsius or 64 Fahrenheit is cold for me but comfortable for my roommate. He is always hot, I am always cold. He has a personal fan on him at all times since we keep things at around 20 C (67 F actually) which is like just a bit warm for him. At that temp I am usually in a light jacket and I have blankets on me when in the recliner. Everyone’s different.
I need you all to be aware, 68-70F is like the ideal comfortable temperature that I keep my house at, and my Floridian family considers 70F to be FREEZING.
I don’t know what she’s on about, but like, 60 is ideal. Also it’s still shorts weather until 20
Ok but anything above 0° F is when it starts getting warm in my opinion
Hey it’s not my fault I’ve walked around wearing jeans and a tshirt in -3° F and been fine
An invisible rock that teleports away if any being might touch it
It’s what we hit when we trip over thin air
A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
…Sir, -6 degrees celsius is a pleasantly chilly day. That’s light jacket weather. You’d probably be fine with just a hoodie if you’re not going to be outside for long. Also who tf needs long sleeves for +18??? That’s WARM. 18 degrees is fucking shorts and tank top weather, what are you TALKING about.
Winter days in Canada usually hang around -20, and it’s not unusual for us to have cold snaps and hang around -30 for awhile. Fuck, just this winter we had a nasty stretch of about two weeks of constant -40.
My point is, Americans are weak. …To cold; up north we’re pretty weak to heat, when we get over 25 degrees it’s ungodly hot out, and +30 might as well be the surface of the fucking sun.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM WHERE -6 degrees IS WARM??!
also I agree with the 18 degrees being warm
18 DEGREES IS WARM????
WHERE ARE Y'ALL FROM? URANUS?
THAT’S FUCKING FREEZING MAN
I’M IN WALES AND IT RAINS A LOT HERE OKAY
18 is a perfectly comfortable temperature.
Okay. 18 Celsius or 64 Fahrenheit is cold for me but comfortable for my roommate. He is always hot, I am always cold. He has a personal fan on him at all times since we keep things at around 20 C (67 F actually) which is like just a bit warm for him. At that temp I am usually in a light jacket and I have blankets on me when in the recliner. Everyone’s different.
I need you all to be aware, 68-70F is like the ideal comfortable temperature that I keep my house at, and my Floridian family considers 70F to be FREEZING.
I don’t know what she’s on about, but like, 60 is ideal. Also it’s still shorts weather until 20
Ok but anything above 0° F is when it starts getting warm in my opinion