Homie Shalom-ie

Kelly. Leo. Jewish. She/Her. Disco Janet from the Okay Place. Art blog: supern0vagrrrl.tumblr.com

[crystalspacedisco]

Hey Party Peeps! Some News!

Hey everyone! Just letting you all know that I recently created an art blog @supern0vagrrrl (supern0vagrrrl.tumblr.com) so I’m gonna start it off with reblogging some art I created and posted to here earlier in the year so going forward I’ll be posting all my art work and fan art over there but will still use this one as my main blog. Thanks!

Also pls check out my design IG instagram.com/kreativemoodz if y’all wanna see some more of my artwork! 🥳👩🏻‍🎨😎

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[catchymemes]

[superdillin]

Thinking about this today

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

[bloodbatty]

Get your ribbon here

[eerna]

Personally I'd rather see the entire Hollywood movie industry fall apart than the strike fail. Movies won't stop being made, they will just stop being sponsored by worker abuse, and if that means no more millions of dollars worth epics then so be it idc

[distantvoices]

Yseult in Robert Wun

[unclefather]

he took a bath 3 times

[todaysbird]

his name is Organic Spinach

[pigcatapult]

the cleanest frog in Michigan

[omgthatdress]

Left: Composer Leonard Bernstein. Right: Bradley Cooper and the world's worst fake nose playing Leonard Bernstein in the upcoming movie Maestro.

like holy fuck this is actual anti-semitism literally all you had to do was hire a Jewish actor. ONE JEWISH ACTOR, HOLLYWOOD, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Bradley Cooper is the Ron DeSantis of desperate to win an Oscar. the harder he tried, the more I hate him.

omfg

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A reminder of what Bradley Cooper's nose actually looks like when compared to Leonard Bernstein's:

Literally zero reason a fake nose was needed. This is bullshit. And it's Cooper's "passion project" okay. This is very important to note. This is a project he considers utterly necessary to his artistic endeavors, and he not only didn't cast a Jew to play Bernstein, he's wearing a fucking Halloween costume nose.

[captaintiny]

Please don't forget, Bradley Cooper pretty much stole the exclusive rights to the Bernstein biopic from Jake Gyllenhaal - a Jewish man - who has said he's been wanting to tell this story for twenty fucking years.

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[turbofetus]

[caitlinguine]

@districtswiftie13

[melodramaticsoprano]

YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.

[butterynutjob]

I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.

[hellenhighwater]

I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.

(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)

[jackironsides]

As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.

[taraljc]

Accurate.

[cluegrrl]

My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.

[chaotic-carnifex]

The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other people’s lives is truly astounding.

[maximumsunshine]

Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OP’s url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?  

[aropride]

i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt

[lizluvscupcakes]

i also hope all the 11 year old transfemmes arent on social media and are also out playing in the dirt

[aropride]

real i hope they r playing together and having a blast and also that none of them own phones

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

[thejewitches]

Reminder

The Days of Awe, also known as the High Holidays are quickly approaching.

This means be aware & don’t schedule important events, tests, meetings, etc, when your Jewish community members cannot be in attendance in order to observe them.

Rosh Hashanah

Begins sunset of Friday, September 15, 2023

Ends nightfall of Sunday, September 17, 2023

Yom Kippur

Begins sunset of Sunday, September 24, 2023

Ends nightfall of Monday, September 25, 2023

For most Christians in the US, most of your holidays are bank holidays & you get paid double to work, if you so choose. Our High Holy Days forbid work for us. 

Don’t force your Jewish colleagues, friends, family, and community members to have to lose out because you have the privilege not to.

[finelythreadedsky]

achilles would feel better if he ate:

patroclus

hector

Voting ended onAug 18, 2023

you can only pick one

[herssian]

highly recommend when you draw to try and draw. helps with the drawing, especially when it comes to the drawing part

[aahsoka]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs