Bloop

[notaventura]

doodle

[thethreemustyfears]

[notaventura]

doodle

[notaventura]

[vantondraws]

this pair of flamedramon drawings inflicted me with inspiration and my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I made this.

whatever is in the lollipop sticks can't possibly taste good, especially not when burnt.

[weirdlandtv]

DISCO DRACULA (1982). From German horror series, John Sinclair.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[brucespringsteencomments]

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[emeraldspiral]

[tenebrobscuro]

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

[str-ngeloop]

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[sacred-portal]

[pokemonpostsonly]

[nickpeppermint]

That's it? That's Digimon UP ?

Just an idle gacha slop without any fun tamagochi aspect? Not even a basic strategy gameplay or anything?

We've been waiting this whole time for a Digimon AFK Journey???

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[prokopetz]

While I enjoy a lot of the more recent Castlevania titles, I do feel that the original flavour's "what if some Fist of the North Star looking fucker systematically beat the shit out of the entire Universal Monsters roster?" vibe got lost somewhere along the way, and I'm hopeful that Belmont's Curse will represent a return to form.

[prokopetz]

If nothing else, the official character promo art for Rose Belmont feels like a step in the right direction:

This is 100% a lady who both could and would explode a dracula's head.