PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes
JBB: An Artblog!
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Game of Thrones Daily
styofa doing anything
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$LAYYYTER
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
noise dept.
almost home
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
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cherry valley forever
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@cthulhusaurusrex
Picture Of The Sea Monster I Saw And Yeah I Took It
the sea monster was wpotted in the night sky
I Know That Constellation Its Called Canis Major And Its A Doggie And I Know Lots Of Other Ones Too From When I Wanted To Be An Astronaut
I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.
Would it be easier to destroy a rocky planet by detonating its core or by drilling all the way through it. Like I'm looking for complete annihilation on a budget
why do you think i know the answer to this question
you can't do either of those
Introducing: Lotus Basic
i'm at it again: here's a new game you can play with magic: the gathering cards that's not, like, the main one you might have heard of
What Is Lotus Basic? Lotus Basic is a rules-light cartomantic tabletop roleplaying gridcrawl for two to four players players with around 150
my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight
the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:
-cup empty: you will need to pee soon
-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it
one time i came over to tayn’t’s house and he was like hey jfb you meet my girl but the house was real smokey and these fucked up bugs he just bought online were croaking next to me and they were bigger than you think an i come in the living room only tayn’t is covered in these things and this girl is with him and thats when i notice hes naked besides all the bugs and this girl tayn’t says her name is rosacea and shes got like this weird tattoo of a scoprion with a babys face on her right boob and i know this cuz shes covered in bugs too and i wasl ike hey dude i didnt mean to intrude and i was like i just want to buy an eighth ounce bro and tayn’t like yeahs thats cool dog forgot it was my bug time you know and one of them is like crawling on his eyes and he doesnt even close his eyes or do anything and i was like oh so like you like bugs and he goes yeah and rosacea shes just starin me right in the eyes and shes got these weird big blue eyes and i notice she didnt even have pupils but i didnt say anything becauise tayn’t stood up and all the bugs fucking bugs flow off of him and im wondering why he told me it was cool to come over and thats when i realize rosacea is dead ass asleep with her eyes open and im fuckin buggin out i reach out and i steal about seventy ounces of prime kush and im sweatin bullets and tayn’t he turns around and i notice that he has a chest tat of a cockroach with a human dong with phrae Spicey Dicey above it and he just says jfb i really love my bug time and i say okay tayn’t can i please get an eighth please
3/29/26
i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro
i wanna do brofist when you are around
you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro
Berlin Wedding, 2022
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
