Cuddle Sharks

Don't really cuddle sharks. Leave it to the professionals. Please don't die, thanks.

[meaningfulstream]

[funky-ravioli]

french people when they were coming up with the French language

[ironpour]

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

[copperbadge]

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

[futurebogbody]

How does he have time between eating spiders?

[echoes-bookshelf]

The task is eating spiders

[copperbadge]

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.

[thatsbelievable]

[guerrillatech]

[parasitoidism]

These two tweets cancel each other out

[cryptid-sighting]

I’m reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you think “well, my day just went to shit” but then the guy you just made the delivery to busts the package open and pulls out a set of recovery boards and gets you unstuck in one shot, can you even imagine 

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[trnsprnt-blog]

A compilation of scene girls giving their Myspace ID as proof.

ART

[str-ngeloop]

number station

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[thealphapigeon]

My coworker just completely killed me by casually throwing "you can lead a horse to water but if you drown it you have to walk back" into the conversation

[ragemovement]

[wwn1w12tj9347777rqw67315]

[modogoblin]

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

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DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[tamamita]

Why are catholics picking fights with people they obviously know won't respect them

[tamamita]

I keep forgetting that the answer's right there