noragrets

my name is nora

[cuddlyugly]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[cuddlyugly]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[nevver]

Vanishing point, Mike Barr

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[the-privateer]

it’s like a renaissance painting

[kosherfriedchicken]

He musta fucked up HEAVY

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

I want this

etched onto my tombstone

[bace-jeleren]

Make greeting cards with just this on the front

[feminism-is-communist-deactivat]

Feminism

[flowerlygirls]

fuck look at dis smooth arm bending

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[cuddlyugly]

me: wow i actually feel pretty good today i think i'm gonna do something productive

the depression™: Ding Dong You're Wrong

[mothurs]

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[jawnbaeyega]

IM SCREAMING

[dustbunny105]

Gotta love Mark’s response too:

[freckledhoney]

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[pinkcherub]

[stability]

[orrelse21]

An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.

[lisquid]

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

[fats]

please turn on your volume omg

[keyblack-hl]

YOUR GRANDDAD SOUNDS LIKE POPEYE