me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.

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AnasAbdin
todays bird
$LAYYYTER

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Three Goblin Art

Love Begins

Origami Around
Sade Olutola

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@cuddlyugly
me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter
employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
Vanishing point, Mike Barr
it’s like a renaissance painting
He musta fucked up HEAVY
I want this
etched onto my tombstone
Make greeting cards with just this on the front
Feminism
fuck look at dis smooth arm bending
power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time
me: wow i actually feel pretty good today i think i'm gonna do something productive
the depression™: Ding Dong You're Wrong
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.
I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.
i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities
IM SCREAMING
Gotta love Mark’s response too:
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END
An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.
This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!
please turn on your volume omg
YOUR GRANDDAD SOUNDS LIKE POPEYE