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today I found out that in russian junkrat is called крысавчек which is literally just the russian words for rat and handsome boy fused together (крыса + красавчик) and its the best translation for anything that ive ever heard i never wanna call him junkrat again theres only handsome rat boy now

agileo-101

thank u russia

yoookissomuruschag

and my friend @humblerumble is confirmed

god bless russia

ichwacheauf

also roadhog here is турбосвин which is turbo and pig together ( турбо + свин ) so he is basically turbopig, but we call him Peppa

yoookissomuruschag

oh my god its even become better… handsome rat boy and turbo pig it’s like a fucking cartoon title

#overwatch #you fuckening fools its a pun on junkrat its supposed to be Hunkrat

glysaturn

i’ve witnessed. . something today

#overwatch #tagged as me #im breaking my hiatus just to reblog this #because this is me #thank u mads

gncfosho

mysterious

gncfosho

#tagged as me #FUCK

arcadeigannon

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

#hahaha i had to schedule myself for a 9:10-12:30 art history course for next semester bc it was the only one available kill me #at least its only one day a week so theres that

weloveshortvideos

thelesseroftwo

Is Russia even real

numinous-queer

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”