might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol

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might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol
A man in Brazil stopped a robbery with a katana.
As a Brazilian person, I feel it is my duty to occasionally bring to you wack news coming from my country. Lucky for me, about 2-3 weeks ago on August 13th, a man in Belo Horizonte stopped a robbery at his building by charging at the thieves with a katana. He has been dubbed “the samurai of Belo Horizonte”.
Here’s some real videos of the incident:
Here’s part of a news report on the incident from CNN Brazil. I did my best to translate it to English:
A man used a katana, a traditional sword used by samurais in Japan, to chase down a group of suspects who were attempting to steal bicycles from a garage in a condominium in Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais (a state in Brazil).
Alisson D’jean, who became known as the “Samurai of BH” [Belo Horizonte] went viral when the images won over social networks on Friday the 25th. The robbery attempt, however, occurred on August 13th.
In an interview exclusive to CNN, Alisson says it was his mother who first noticed the robbery, after hearing noises of someone breaking into the garage doors.
The “samurai,” who is a physiotherapist, reported the experience on his Instagram stories, and said he decided to act on his own accord after the military police, according to him, did nothing after three previous break-ins to the condominium [by the same suspects].
After checking the security cameras, the [fourth] invasion was confirmed. The samurai put on some clothes, grabbed the katana, and ran to the elevator, where he met up with the building manager [who was checking the security camera footage on his phone].
“I grabbed this samurai sword, a handmade katana, a weapon of war, really, because I didn’t know what I was walking into, I didn’t know how many [invaders], I didn’t know what kind of weapons they had,” reports the physiotherapist, who says he began using this type of sword almost 30 years ago.
According to Alisson, the decision was taken with the sole intention of protecting himself, his family, and the other building residents. “At no point was I concerned with the bicyles. I don’t even own a bicycle,” he says.
In the images, it’s possible to see Alisson and the building manager in the elevator. After getting out [of the elevator], the “samurai” begins running after the suspects, who, scared, ditch the bicycles and flee. No one was injured. In the days following this incident, no other break-in attempts were reported.
Original article (in Portuguese).
Things about this that absolutely send me:
How he’s tying up his hair in the elevator like he’s preparing for battle
The way the building manager points him in the direction of the thieves once they get out of the elevator, it looks like he’s UNLEASHING the guy like a guard dog
How fast he runs???
The way he runs after the intruders like an absolutely deranged, bloodthirsty maniac
The fact he doesn’t even own a bicycle???!
The fact he’s probably been fantasizing about fighting crime with his katana for years and it actually happened!!!!
How he actually did stop the break-ins for good after this incident
that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
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imagine dragons prematurely blew a fat load when they came up with such a righteous band name, with the price of being limp&dry ever since
took me sec to realize i wasnt supposed to be imagining a dragon doing this
EVERYBODY. IMAGINE DRAGON BLOWING FAT LOAD. NOW. 🗣️👍
this could be used to describe some people in general
I've been seeing a disturbing number of "queer safe spaces" describe themselves as things like "femme & them" and even worse "she+," conflating femininity & nonbinaryhood. cease this immediately. say it with me: nonbinary people are NOT women-lite and it is extremely violent and straight up incorrect to imply that all they/thems are fem adjacent. this is erasure and this verbiage does nothing but make gnc and nonbinary spaces unsafe for masc and male nonbinary people. nonbinary, genderqueer and other third gender people can be and are masculine and men, we can be hes as well as shes and theys, stop allowing yourself and your peers to view nonbinary as woman/femme-lite, signed a butch nonbinary person.
as a lot of folks in the tags have added, this implies the idea that women are wholesale safer for queer people to be around, which is not the case, as queer women are still capable of being transphobic, biphobic, lesbophobic and so on. the other side of this implication in this verbiage is men & mascs are inherently unsafe to be around, which is violent and untrue rhetoric.
queer men still need safe spaces. queer mascs still need safe spaces. cis gay men, trans men, intersex men, genderfluid men, nonbinary men, nonbinary mascs, bears, bi/pansexual men & mascs, male & masc drag performers, and other queer masculine people are still threatened and made unsafe by cisheterosexual society and need somewhere safe to be ourselves and to be queer.
men & mascs are not inherently unsafe to be around. women & femmes are not inherently safe to be around. women & femmes are capable of queerphobia and violence. queer men & mascs are capable of being abused, mistreated, hurt, abandoned and worse. queer men & mascs still need our help and support, and this goes quadruply for nonbinary men & mascs.
masculinity is not a threat. femininity is not "safer" than any other identity or presentation. make your safe spaces SAFE for ALL QUEERS, not just the ones you think are The Good Ones.
some of these are gold actually
anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me
i dont know how to describe it
were replacing coquette aesthetic with ebenezercore
on my ebenezer shit
i think more people would be getting laid if it wasn't a logistical nightmare
to get high speed railed
I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades
but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"
so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are
The mildest example of what OP's talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:
This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?
Reblogging this again cause light pollution actually have negative health affects on humans and wildlife. We weren't meant to live in a world constantly bathed in light.
that tiktok that’s like “name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption” she got em a bit why lie
friends in my phone: what are your favorite hobbies that aren’t media consumption?
i love to bake (particularly breads) and i run and hike a lot :) i also! sing and write on occasion
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> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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