how tf did i hit queue limit i've been sooooo gone

eli @fedoranon | any and all pronouns, the weirder the better • #😶‍🌫️ is just my cutie mark not a mood indicator • multishipping, multifandom trash i just liked the pun • this blog is not a place of honor

[fedoranon]

obligatory not dead just working 2 jobs and taking care of a 65 year old toddler post

[drivebypainter]

lets rest in a patch of sunny grass with mama

[elucubrare]

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

[elucubrare]

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

[seaweed-official]

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art

[1aurent]

are you ever just so glad a certain fictional character exists

[cranberryattack]

GUYS. GUYS YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS.

There was no Rhinoceros Python monster at the immortal alliance conference.

“but cranberry that’s unimportant and we already know and mbj did its job instead—“ NO NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, LISTEN.

There was no Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python at the event CENTRED AROUND the Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python ruining everything. The event that Shang Qinghua organised. The event that he didn’t deny getting all the monsters for when Shen Yuan accused him.

I repeat. Xiang Fei did not get a Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python for the event that for all he knew would not happen without the Python there to trigger it.

Xiang Fei deliberately didn’t get the trigger for the event, because how could that be something he just did on accident? There is a zero percent chance that he just forgot, he did that on purpose.

He went white when Mobei-jun teleported in, too. Shang Qinghua was shocked, in other words, he was not expecting Mbj to pop in. If Mobei-jun hadn’t showed up, who knows if there’d even been a threat strong enough to break the seal or reveal it? The entire abyss arc might have been avoided.

He may not have helped during the bingyeet scene, but he was trying to prevent it (albeit in ways that wouldn’t actually get him punished). (Also him not helping might be chalked up to “it’s Mbj girl what did you expect” Sqh could either try to stop the abyss arc by going against both mbj and the system and suffer the consequences whether he succeeds or fails, or he could stay on mbj’s good side and protect only himself.)

Sobs I swear I’m not crazy Xiang Fei was looking out for his son after all i will never be okay again

[willowwispflame]

Vol. 1 Ch. 5 Bai Lu

Canon, btw.

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[nat-20s]

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

[nat-20s]

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this

[allpiesforourown]

Liu qingge: what can I do to make shen qingqiu notice me..

Liu qingge #2: I'm you from 2 years in the future! Make sure Luo Binghe doesn't die at the Immortal Alliance Conference, or shen qingqiu will fall into depression!

Liu Qingge #3: I'm from even further in the future oh my god kill that brat IMMEDIATELY

[sherbet-powder]

shidi

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

How do you write healthy parent-child relationships?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this might be more response than you want, but interesting (and kinda depressing when you think about it) fact: there’ve been a bunch of research studies where parents have been asked what they think makes a healthy parent-child relationship, and they tend to like…not answer the actual question because they think they’re being asked what good parenting is, which is not the same. so they talk about things like helping kids with homework and making sure they eat well. children, on the other hand, usually respond to the same question with stuff that’s literally just the definition of healthy relationships generally. affection, honesty, respect, spending time together, sharing interests. and the real kicker is, objectively, we know that’s the kind of stuff that actually has a much better impact not only on whether or not the relationship is strong and positive but also the kid’s overall happiness and psychological health.

so, if you want to write a character who’s really intent on being a Good Parent you’d have them putting massive effort into making their kid Grow Up Right, worrying about shit like if they have The Right Friends and they’re spending Enough Time Outside. but if you want to write a good relationship, just make parent and kid laugh together and respect boundaries and be emotionally supportive, like you would when writing a solid pair of friends or romantic couple.

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

No that was actually really helpful and I’m glad you took the time to give a serious response

[ellatholmes]

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

[dark-elf-writes]

Streamer Shen Yuan who skirts around telling people to kill themselves so often he has an emote that says “In Minecraft” that chat spams endlessly. There is a two hour compilation. It’s part 13. Most of them are to Xiang Fei. This devolves into him just saying “in Minecraft” which only makes him angrier tbh

[cranberryattack]

GUYS. GUYS YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS.

There was no Rhinoceros Python monster at the immortal alliance conference.

“but cranberry that’s unimportant and we already know and mbj did its job instead—“ NO NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, LISTEN.

There was no Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python at the event CENTRED AROUND the Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python ruining everything. The event that Shang Qinghua organised. The event that he didn’t deny getting all the monsters for when Shen Yuan accused him.

I repeat. Xiang Fei did not get a Black Something Something Rhinoceros Python for the event that for all he knew would not happen without the Python there to trigger it.

Xiang Fei deliberately didn’t get the trigger for the event, because how could that be something he just did on accident? There is a zero percent chance that he just forgot, he did that on purpose.

He went white when Mobei-jun teleported in, too. Shang Qinghua was shocked, in other words, he was not expecting Mbj to pop in. If Mobei-jun hadn’t showed up, who knows if there’d even been a threat strong enough to break the seal or reveal it? The entire abyss arc might have been avoided.

He may not have helped during the bingyeet scene, but he was trying to prevent it (albeit in ways that wouldn’t actually get him punished). (Also him not helping might be chalked up to “it’s Mbj girl what did you expect” Sqh could either try to stop the abyss arc by going against both mbj and the system and suffer the consequences whether he succeeds or fails, or he could stay on mbj’s good side and protect only himself.)

Sobs I swear I’m not crazy Xiang Fei was looking out for his son after all i will never be okay again

[willgrahamscock]

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

[willgrahamscock]

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

[destinationtoast]

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

[ihni]

[platonicbestfrenchfry]

This is how half the fanbase got involved @narcissistcookbook @bughuntermusic

[cumplanecrash]

small detail for the obligatory disciple days au: yue qi (currently out of the running for head disciple due to the Xuan Su Incident™) code switching

"this disciple would ask shishu to have his head disciple to see to the matter, but as all of shishu's disciples seem to be fecund idjits, I gotta clean up your crap myself"

just swapping mid sentence like he ain't got anymore time for your bullshit 🥰🥰🥰 i think that's a good vibe for him

[ticklefighthockey]

writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES