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excuse me, I apologize she's got vacuum cleaner eyes  || she/her | 31 || prev: sourchrry

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[venovenous]

peace and love on Earth..

[chorusys]

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.

[chorusys]

NO ACTUALLY THIS POST IS ABOUT REAL LIFE TRANS WOMEN

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[cuntmaxxxing]

Think i threw off the hentai dude when i was surprised they had an artist i liked and was able to know tm about it

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[cryptotheism]

[guy whose parents are a Christmas elf and a dracula]: I just feel like I don't belong anywhere

Me: that's rough man I'm sorry

ElfDracula: I'm still vhite though, right?

Me: you gotta get off those forums man

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[doubleca5t]

Top ten worst anime tiddies

just off the top of my head

[thegaymertrainer]

Seems appropriate this evening

[5norlax]

Surprised you forgot these two

[mr--bees]

[yournewapartment]

I don’t get it, this is just what it’s like having large breasts?

[depsidase]