tales from the cryptid

terra verde • they/them • @kermitsuicide420 🐸🔫🌳🍃🐲🍏🥗🪀🧩📟🦠🧑‍🎤🩲 i don’t need life i’m high on drugs!

[cryptidsandchaos]

[ ID: tweet by @/lysihtea reading “I’m genderless. I’m full of gender. I’m a malewife. I’m a biblically accurate angel. I’m a pop idol. I’m the fourth incarnation of god. I’m a convicted criminal. I can never die.” ]

[catchymemes]

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Yes, of course I had to gif that animation of Tails dancing from the new TailsTube episode. Look at the little guy, he's just vibin away.

[funnytwittertweets]

[socialmaya]

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[funnytwittertweets]

[zegalba]

[unburiedgod]

[oneheadtoanother]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[halfblood-demigods]

I’m

[thyrell]

scooby doo taught me that its okay to smoke weed and eat a big sandwich

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren

[terbo-dreamscape]

art

[ruimtetijd]

tornado sirens normally: 📢⚠️🌪 THERES A TORNADO 📢💥❗️

these tornado sirens: 💫🌸✨ there's a tornado 🥰 🌈🌱

[bunjywunjy]

✨😻💖🎶four tornadoes 🎶💖😻✨

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Okay we don't get tornadoes in Wales so I am admittedly unsure of the etiquette but if four of the fuckers are going off simultaneously should he not be staying in a house right now

[skelly-swears]

Tornados move fast and are erratic

it's best to get in a storm cellar or the most internal room of your house

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

So... not wandering around outside making a Tiktok of the pretty sound?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Categories of answers I have received to this question:

It's probably just Wednesday

It's probably a test (context clues suggest these two answers are related)

Yeah but you have to go outside to see the pretty clouds first

It's fine, the tornado is probably the other side of the town

Mid-westerners have no self-preservation instincts and like to watch the houses fly past

Thank you to everyone who submitted this data for my analysis, my conclusion is that I don't understand America

[tidyturnip]

MURICA YEAH

[nah--fam]

trans-humanish:

[inkipri]

tell somebody you love em!!! (ig: inkipri)

[plastiboo]