cringelord

hey im rom. i have no idea what im doing at the best of times

[fargoth-ur-deactivated20190429]

why didn’t they just shoot count olaf

[frankcrimes-blog]

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[heiibo]

cutest adorable horangi and kkachi

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[sufficientlylargen]

Why would stained glass need to be stable enough to make a fish tank? The whole point of a glass tank is that it's transparent, you could just put the stained glass around the outside of a normal glass tank.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Unfortunately that dilutes the jesus. They use stained glass in churches because regular glass is notoriously antitheistic.

[theocseason4]

no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food

You think i have any control over these bitches

[wordfather]

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

[wordfather]

not what i meant to say

[anxietyproblem]

[catcrumb]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[teaboot]

Inciting incident

[mephostophilis]

patron saint of stealing chips

[macaronichild]

@todaysbird

[omtai]

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

[quasi-normalcy]

This is not my beautiful circus; these are not my beautiful monkeys

[ougxjv-deactivated20230305]

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

[serethereal]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

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