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awwww-cute

Won’t settle for another spot

obsidiian

I NEED ONE

sanziene

blibblobblib

Breakfast around the world

spacedust

Fuckin australia

pleatedjeans

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BABY

jamm3d

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

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You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

cassierolee

So fuckin adorable

cramp

"basically cats"

wannabeanimator

Studio Ghibli | 1985 - 2014

After recent rumors of Studio Ghibli closing their animation department and the low box office numbers for When Marnie Was There, it was time to make an appreciation post for a company that has created true movie magic again and again. So, thank you, Studio Ghibli. Hopefully it isn’t good-bye just yet. Studio Ghibli is no longer producing animated films. So here’s to you, Ghibli, and everything you’ve given us.

thegeekmaster

God bless you, Studio Ghibli.

blackeatblack

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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mzxhyde

Excellent gif use

anthropo-scene

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

you got poland lookin nice

Namibia workin it

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

Haiti fuckin rockin it

Great Britain got damn

Switzerland hell yeah

and then

….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

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is this real life

tinypapyrus

reblogging this again just to add

canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

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but did you guys see this:

DAMN MÉXICO

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"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

thecreach

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

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How dare women try to have nipples.

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Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

koresoteirass

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirate’s in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.

(also Anne Bonny and I almost share a birthday - she was born March 8th, I was born March 4th. oh fuck yes.)