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Charlie -- 23 -- Santa Cruz CA // Corvallis OR

[pukicho]

what’s your answer to the trolley question

Run over the one guy and then set the train in reverse

[bigthingsforeverintheworks]

To run over the other five guys?

[pukicho]

No because I forgot my wallet at home

[pukicho]

Yes to run over the other five guys idiot

[dont-be-tumb]

[paxamericana]

[sapphling]

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[radiofreederry]

[allgremlinyaps]

[fetchmethatpitcher]

When you notice you have a headache, what do you do about it?

ibuprofen, my beloved

hot or cold pack

turn the lights off

I grind my teeth and hope it goes away (this may or may not have caused it tbh)

wait, you guys are aware of body sensations??

other (please answer in tags)

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

[stuckinapril]

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

[hotvampireadjacent]

[badsciencejokes]

Don't miss a wire

[chirmartir]

Ch😍

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

[amazoogle]

no.

[amazoogle]

[saintends]

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[tibby]

if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

[tibby]

it being facebook

[ellespeth]

tomorrow another evil will dawn on us but because of your friend there is one less evil persisting and for that i am eternally grateful

[matthewpond]

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

[matthewpond]

You cant fucking do this to me

[ifwebefriends]

What’s your favorite PBS Kids show?

Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman

Maya and Miguel

Dragon Tales

Martha Speaks

Word World

Sid the Science Kid

Barney & Friends

Jay Jay the Jet Plane

Another Show (tell me in the tags)

I didn’t watch PBS Kids (we had cable)

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

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[mosswolf]

take me to bed. by. cozier

[dieowarent]

we should just sleep. Like Sleepy People Do

[catchymemes]