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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
Mike Driver
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@curlycargirl
no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
oh look, my tweet 💀
jobs I would think each indycar driver had if I saw them on the street and didn’t know who they are (part 2 with the current grid, part 1 here lmao)
will power: Vermin Love Supreme (running for president as a meme) OR selling fake rolexes on hollywood blvd
scott mclaughlin: luxury car salesman
josef newgarden: commercial actor (e.g. billy mays)
christian lundgaard: valet driver for a very fancy restaurant
pietro fittipaldi: STNA in a skilled nursing facility
graham rahal: used car salesman
david malukas: he teaches a children's program in the reptile section of the zoo
felix rosenqvist: real estate agent (derogatory)
agustin canapino: slumlord
romain grosjean: personal injury lawyer
rinus veekay: long-term substitute teacher (middle school)
christian rasmussen: deli counter at a boujee grocery store. makes really good sandwiches
marcus armstrong: receptionist at an animal hospital
alex palou: men's warehouse salesman
scott dixon: trauma surgeon
linus lundqvist: he operates the excavator at construction sites
kyffin simpson: unemployed, but his dad is a lawyer and he makes sure everyone knows
alexander rossi: i dont know but he's in witness protection
pato o'ward: occupational therapist
marcus ericsson: electrical engineer (currently doing an apprenticeship)
kyle kirkwood: park ranger at like yosemite or smth
colton herta: sales associate at a local smoke shop (very knowledgable)
sting ray robb: junior funeral director because it's the family business but he wants to be a pediatric dental hygienist
santino ferrucci: serving 18 months for aggravated assault
Question for American peeps: how high is your thermostat set rn? This will answer a question I have about whether or not people in the US constantly live at British heatwave temperatures.
67 or lower
68-69
70-71
72-73
74-75
76 or higher
I truly cannot believe anything at 70 and up has so many votes. I'd have guessed that maybe 5% of people can stand anything that hot and it turns out to be closer to 80%???
Is that why most people's homes and most businesses are just intolerably suffocating to me in summer? I thought they just plain didn't have AC because I figured if they did they'd keep it on what I assumed was the universally preferable range of 67-69 😧
wow the brad "domestic abuser" pitt f1 movie looks shit
"we need to design the car for combat"
"how do i make that safe?"
"who said anything about safe?"
actually this entire movie is going to be set inside the stewards rooms telling brad pitt that his team cannot race because they're not complying with the fia's basic safety standards
when referring to yourself, which pronouns do you use?
i
you
we
some unique combination
secret fifth option
some examples include:
“i need to take a shower today”
“you can do better than that”
“we gotta go to sleep”
this is primarily when referring to yourself with yourself- not other people
People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.
There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol
So when I don’t wear a bra it’s “indecent” but when Alexander Rossi does it, it’s fine???
this person gets it
I don't know, how about switching it off?
Have you tried turning it off, and not turning it back on again?
ppl on here get sooo mad when someone says you should be a little bit grateful for lgbt allies like sorry but i have homophobic overbearing parents & im used to people thinking gays are freaks and “groomers” so the concept of “cishet people who are willing to ally themselves with the lgbt liberation movement” is something i dont think ill ever take for granted. but thats just me i guess idk. yeah its praising the bare minimum but receiving the bare minimum allyship is a blessing when im used to deeply entrenched homophobia. i’d rather shit talk the people who actually want me dead instead of the cishets showing up at pride to day drink with drag queens. what does ridiculing them do except ruin the vibe :|
I don't ever want to hear a word about "NASCAR is backwards" "NASCAR is redneck" bollocks ever again: NASCAR's entire existence is because people hotrodded their cars to outrun the pigs with moonshine, Barbie is a multiple time NASCAR champion, NASCAR fined a driver for a homophobic slur before F1 had heard of gay people existing, NASCAR has had a diversity programme and pride contingent longer than any other motorsport, NASCAR runs a full pride month programme, NASCAR has a fucking sick ass pride merch line and frankly, if you imagine your gay ass Euro motorsport is gayer than NASCAR you've never seen some hog car ream up the inside of another, fatter hog
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hello, so there has been an influx of new female indycar fans lately and i want to issue this PSA because while indycar is a generally wonderful community, there is a known creep who likes to target female fans and i need everyone to be aware — his handle on twitter is tonydindy, his name is tony donohue. he has been known to not only send unsolicited pictures, he has been caught trying to drug women at events.
he is very connected and considered an indycar insider which is why i’m posting this on tumblr and not on twitter. it is best/safest if we keep this off of the twitter tl because i don’t want anybody caught in the crossfire/harassed/otherwise harmed
do not interact with him
please just block him and tell all of the female indycar fans you know.
@ Alexander Rossi
give em the ol razzle dazzle
Kelly Rossi and stealing people’s wives