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Hereās why the Supernatural Series Finale Sucked
(AND IT REALLY ISNāT JUST BECAUSE CAS/MISHA WASNāT IN IT)
First of all, Iād like to state, that this perspective is coming from someone who has watched, invested in, and dissected this show for 15 years. Iāve tried to rationalize and justify every single decision each of the main characters made throughout the years, and Iāve always tried to make sense of each of their story arcs from a ābigger pictureā standpoint as each season progressed.
Anyway, before I can properly explain why the finale sucked, let me quickly take you through 15 seasons by segregating them into 3 eras, because you canāt really comprehend what Supernatural is about and what itās become without going through how it tried to expand its universe.
SEASONS 1-5: THE KRIPKE ERA
Now, we all know that Kripke was always set in wrapping up Sam and Deanās story in 5 seasons, and he did just that.
So, in this era, Supernatural is about two brothers who set out on a journey to fulfill āthe family businessā. They hunt mythical monsters that terrorize the world, while battling the monsters within themselves. Their ultimate ābig badā is an apocalypse.
Towards the end of this era, we find out that Sam and Dean are actually a parallel to Biblical characters who are brothers turned rivals. And that Sam and Deanās destiny is to go up against each other.
However, as a dynamic, they have always been about making their own choices, choosing free will, and having a brotherly bond that can power through against any obstacle at any given day.
So, this era is neatly wrapped up with its finale. The characters grow, and get justified endings.
Dean, a man who thinks of himself as two things: 1. Samās older brother and protector; and 2. Daddyās blunt little instrument.
Heās spent his whole life believing that that was his only purpose, and he knew that the only ending heāll get would either be a bloody death fulfilling his duty to the family business; or laying his life on the line to save his brother.
Dean gets the ending he thought was never possible for him, something he thought he could never deserve. After years of living and dying for his family, he gets a shot at having an apple pie lifeāto settle down with a nice girl, raise a kid in a house with a white picket fence. With Sam gone, Deanās responsibility now is to himself.
Sam, on the other hand, never wanted any part of it, because he wasnāt groomed the way Dean was, and because thanks to Dean, Sam wasnāt traumatized or forced into growing up too quickly the way Dean was.
So Sam aspires for a normal life, and works the cases with Dean so he can maybe get some semblance of it, when everything they set out to kill are laid to rest.
Ultimately, Sam performs a selfless act for his brother, who has given up everything for him, and for their causeāto save the world.
The journey is this: Dean sacrifices everything to save Sam, and Sam sacrifices himself so Dean could live.
Apart from being Deanās āsaviorā and guardian angel, Castielās role in this era is to serve as a mirror to Deanās journey. Castiel goes from being heavenās foot soldier, following āGodās ordersā; to an angel who learns to choose and feel for the first time in his existence.
After they realize that theyāre both daddyās blunt instruments, Dean starts choosing his own path for himself, and convinces Castiel to join him. Castiel stops following heaven, and starts following Dean.
In the end, with his newfound understanding of the world thanks to Dean, Castiel goes back to heaven to reform it.
Weāve resolved the biblical arc, and the character journeys.
SEASONS 6-10: THE SPIN-OFF ERA
So this is where the show realizes how vast its universe can be, so it tries to expand it by tapping into uncharted lands and experimenting with it.
They take on heaven, reform hell, explore purgatory, have the angels fall, turn Dean into a demon, and kill Death.
Dean and Sam recognize their codependency, and try to rise above it.
They go back and forth between which brother will risk it all for the greater good every other season.
Dean and Cas strengthen their relationship by recognizing the impact they have on each otherās lives.
Cas structures his life and decisions around Dean (Seasons 6-7), and Dean learns to trust and fight for Cas (Seasons 8-9).
Sam and Cas bond (mostly over Dean) because of their shared rationales in decision-making.
Dean, Sam, and even Cas also forge relationships with the people they work with. The concept of āfound familyā is introduced here.
This era was heavy on the plot while establishing, reinforcing, and solidifying relationships and dynamics.
At this point, it wasnāt just about the brothers anymore.
If Supernatural had ended in Season 10, the logical finale wouldāve been Team Free Will, along with the family that theyāve found, going up against the latest big bad (Death or whoever). Maybe they lose them along the way, maybe they all make it out alive, or maybe they go down swinging, but at least the show recognizes and supports the message they keep saying, āFamily donāt end with bloodā
SEASONS 11-15: THE REWRITE ERA
This is where the show runs out of ideas and decides to invalidate the seasons that came before it.
From bringing Mary back (basically rendering their whole journey pointless because theyāve literally started hunting because of her death), to changing the stipulations in being Michael and Luciferās vessels (another character struggle rendered useless), to God himself breaking the fourth wall by saying that the Winchesters get away with everything because ātheyāre the main characters in his story and everything theyāve been through was just part of a badly written narrativeā.
But what weāre getting from this era is that Sam and Dean, along with Cas (who has also deviated from the story) ARE trying to escape a badly written narrative.
Thatās the ābig badā in this era. The writer.
At this point, the characters have picked up so many strays (including those from alternate universes), and have settled into their roles in their āfound familyā. Dean, Sam, and Cas all become surrogate dads and uncles.
Theyāve also graduated from the whole āweāre on different sidesā and āgoing behind each otherās backsā drama. And they just want the whole family together.
Theyāve all resigned themselves to the cause, but theyāre also tired. Dean allows himself to contemplate about wanting more out of life or at least getting a vacation. Sam, on the other hand, realizes his capabilities as an effective leader. Castiel learns to love another being that isnāt Dean (spoiler: itās Jack).
However, they also realize that theyāve just been puppets on a string all this time.
So what they want now, is to write their own story, and make their own choices knowing that God/the writer isnāt the one fueling their narrative.
So hereās why the finale sucks:
Andrew Dabb, the current showrunner, said that there would be two finales.
15x19 - The finale to wrap up Season 15, and 15x20 - The finale to wrap up the series by āresolving the charactersā journeyā
In 15x19 the boys find a way to de-power God/the writer. For the first time in their whole lives, they are free from the story. Their lives are completely theirs now. They can make their own decisions. There are no more ābig badsā to fight
And hereās what happens in 15x20:
Immediately after being freed from their story arc, Dean and Sam go back to hunting the monster of the week.
Dean eats pie, gets nailed (literally), makes a 10-minute speech to Sam because he knows heās dying, then he goes to heaven.
Dean is greeted by Bobby, his surrogate Dad who he hasnāt seen (fully alive) since Season 7. Bobbyās expository dialogue comprises of him explaining that he got out of heavenās jail, that John and Mary are next door, and that Jack and Cas fixed the dynamics of heaven off-screen.
The first thing Dean decides to do is go for a long drive in his Impala (as if he hasnāt done enough of that already).
Meanwhile, Sam decides to stop hunting after Dean dies, he gets the apple pie life he hadnāt wanted since Season 8 (while Dean was in Purgatory), and names his kid āDeanā for effect. He grows old and dies.
Dean drove around in heaven for so long that Sam catches up to him.
They hug. The end.
Great, right?
After 15 years of struggling to battle their own respective destinies, going up against big bads and even bigger bads, then finally being able to take charge of their own stories, Dean and Sam regress to hunting the monster of the week, and get killed off by a nail and old age. Okay.
Sam gets to retire and have a family, sure, but they still focus on him and the kid he named after his dead brother. Still just āSam and Deanā through and through. Nothing to do with found family. Just lineage. Just blood. And it ends there.
See, the problem here is that this ending wouldāve been passable in The Kripke Era. But weāre 10 years down the road since, and while Sam and Dean are the original main characters, the show isnāt just about them and their codependent relationship anymore.
So you see, even if you take out the whole āCastiel deserves to be in the finale because heās also a main character with an unfinished story arcā argument, the finale still does no justice to the series it tried to āwrap upā.
But anyway, now Iāll make the case for the problem with Castiel not being in the finale:
In 15x18, we get a 5-minute rushed confession from Castiel to Dean. The context of which are as follows:
1. Earlier in the episode, Dean had wounded Death with her scythe. We later find out that this wound is fatal.
2. Their friends start to āblip outā in a Thanos-like snap, and Dean thinks that Death is causing it, so Dean seeks her out, and Cas goes with him.
3. Dean and Cas anger Death, apparently for no reason because she didnāt even do the thing they thought she did. She chases them to try to kill them
4. Dean and Cas lock themselves in a room. Dean starts a pity party.
5. As Dean goes through hating himself out loud, Cas decides to inform Dean of the deal he made with The Empty. He then proceeds to explain the stipulation of the deal (that he would get taken once he experiences a moment of true happiness), then discusses his newfound happiness philosophy. Dean is getting whiplash.
6. Cas goes on to imply that the one thing that he wanted that he knew he couldnāt have is Dean Winchester reciprocating his romantic feelings for him. (Donāt even try to fight me on this because Cas already has Deanās platonic love, and he knows that Dean thinks of him as a brother, so if he really meant this in a āfamilialā way, then why would he think that he couldnāt have the thing that would make him happy?) So Casā realization is that telling Dean about his feelings is enough to make him happy.
7. Cas tells Dean all the reasons why he loves him (thereby combating Deanās self-deprecation tirade), and all the reasons why heās worthy of his love. Meanwhile, Dean is still winded from the fact that Cas is about to sacrifice himself for him again.
8. Dean never gets to process anything, because Cas is shoving him out of the way, as he and Death (who busts through the door) get taken by The Empty.
After this episode, Dean never speaks of it. Misha Collins supposes that Dean doesnāt reciprocate. Jensen Ackles says that Dean didnāt really get to process it because it was too much, too fast, and that Dean, still dense as ever, thinks that Cas, a celestial being, doesnāt interpret human feelings the same way.
So what was the point of this confession?
Politics and sensitivities of a 2005 network television aside, what does this do for the story?
Cas proclaims his romantic feelings to Dean, but Dean never acknowledges it, doesnāt even give it a passing thought afterwards. So Casā big declaration goes unheard.
Cas cashes in on his Empty deal to kill Death (who was dying anyway), in order to save Dean who dies two episodes after.
Dean makes no effort to save Cas (despite being really broken up about his previous deaths, or even spending a whole year in Purgatory looking for him), even after theyāve beaten God, not even asking Jack (who has all the power in the universe) to bring him back (when Jack has already done it before, with less mojo).
Dean moves on to fight the monster of the week. Somewhere off-screen, Jack rescues Cas from The Empty, but Cas uncharacteristically doesnāt even bother to go to Dean? (Every single time he comes back, Deanās always the first person he goes to)
And Cas, who apparently helped craft and reform the new heaven, isnāt the one who welcomes Dean and explains the new dynamics of it?
Sure, Jan.
Supernatural, youāve created a finale that only your casual viewers and people who dipped out after Season 5 can appreciate.
Just goes to show how much you actually valued the people who actually invested in your story and characters, and consistently helped keep your show on the air.
[RT this on Twitter]
sorry did you think this would be anything other than excruciatingly awkward
Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I canāt fucking see!!!
the characters: go into a darker room me:
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I fixed it
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There we go.
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Wtf is that sounddd
watch til the end pls omg
The sound is steam escaping the wood.
micro-expressions during the confession
finding out that almost all other animals donāt have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester
like, hey, cat why donāt you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you
wack.
humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?
evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*Ā
Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:
Periods
Bad backs
Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned
Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems
Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less
Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now
Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing
ā¢Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and donāt grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.
ā¢Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.
ā¢Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.
ā¢knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, theyāre basically broken forever without massive outside influence.
truer words
the haunting series + returning actors
Tell me this didnāt happen in the Gryffindor Common Room at least once
sorry for all of the Hannah Montana today, my friend got me back into it haha
tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, iāve already heard your āoh the great red spot is an stdā jokes, and i donāt care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet donāt make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit
this is like one of the best posts iāve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why
ātired of hearing aboutā posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious
the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd
huffy āi donāt careā
nitpicking the logistics of something impossible
horrible mental image
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god say what you will about glee but fuck if I canāt get through a single episode without smiling and giggling my ass off like an idiot it makes me so fucking happy
Blaine : My sexuality? My sexuality is complex. You see, itās more a spectrum-
Kurt : [Walks past]Ā
Blaine : Iām gay.
Remember when Blaine went from "hey ;))" to "š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš©" in like the second half of Glee because Chris Colfer decided to hit puberty in his 20s and they had to make it work somehow
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Please Stop Reblogging This. Tumblrās New Notification System Is Killing Me. Ple
Hell Is Not Worth The Price Of This
Do you ever see a post where you just āhuh funnyā and youāre about to scroll past it but then the last reblog is the creator begging people to stop interacting with it so you just have to reblog it to slightly annoy someone on the other end of the world?
why must you torment me this way
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
whatās the punchline here
wait
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didnāt believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.
Hereās the gif for anyone curious.
I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didnāt believe him but because I wanted to see it.