Cursed Yaoi♂️

semironical yaoi blog | +18 nsfw

[cursedyaoi]

Favorite yaoi trope

When the uke is homophobic

Seme is the size of the entire country of Brazil

Cream cheese used as lube

His yaoi hands are sentient and have minds of their own

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[ontheedgeofpainthreshold]

do you guys like my yaoi shirt

[apparently-artless]

curiosity killed the cat (⌒_⌒;)

[yaoist]

this is true actually stalin was really nice to roosevelt, which is notable because stalin was generally a huge cunt. roosevelt really liked him despite his head diplomat repeatedly advising him against it and even helped cover up katyn. stalin got roosevelt a fancy georgian vacation. ship rating: 7/10

[yaoist]

#op is there a 10/10 stalin pairing or does the nature of stalin being stalin make that an impossibility

yes

[maykr]

[qelflinq]

“Lets high five😊 …. With are clitorises🤤 -unknown

[dykeferatu]

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

[cegan]

Jeremy Irons for HuffPost Live 2013

[heyfascistcatch]

[ontologicallyevilseme]

at the illegal uke breeding mill and all of the ukes and semes are exhibiting aggressive behaviors because they won't spay or neuter us

[vammppyre]

yaoi store

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[hairscare]

are we rocking with the hot yaoi base miis

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

[brukenmaier]

Deeplander..

[canidaefello]

I couldn’t help but think this is them

[yrkhn]

hi guys

[deadn0w]

your son is a pleasure to have on his knees for me