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Fuck
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
What
She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg
Living.
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH
this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “
CAN I GET A BOX?
Always reblog Can I Get A Box
CMAT - The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station (Official Music Video) ♫ I was at the Jamie Oliver Petrol Station. I needed deli, but god I hate him. That man should not have his face on posters. I feel so angry, or sad at most, huh. ♫
(from an interview two weeks before the video release): You have a song called the Jamie Oliver Petrol Station. Has he been in touch? - He has recently been in touch. He followed me on my 30th birthday. I was like, maybe the real 30th birthday present is the friends you make along the way. So, he finally acknowledged it. I think he likes the song. Apparently he likes the song. Apparently his kids like the song, which is interesting if you listen to the chorus where I said that his kids won't like this song.
Drunks
Is there a way I can get money to you for your cmat cd. I want it too but don't have a cd player.. but if you get it then I get to buy it and you can play it and between us we did the whole damn thing
hii sorry for taking so long to respond, just to clarify when i made that post i wasn't expecting anyone to react to it like that, i wasn't asking for money
i really appreciate it though, it's genuinely so heart warming that you would send a random tumblr user money to buy euro country by cmat and also idk how it would work, i dont have a paypal account lol
sory to hear that you dont have a cd player, you must go on a quest to find one if you can, if you're lucky you might find one in some kind of charity shop but you might have to take it apart and clean any moving parts and the laser thing with white spirit and a q tip or something
also i have a super secret dark fantasy that if i ever become a famous musician that Amoeba Music would invite the band i would be in to their shop in san fransisco for a "whats in my bag" episode and i would choose euro country and mention how i was obsessed with it for like 3 months in my youth and i found out about her too late to be able to see her and her band live in edinburgh in february ::::(
thank you for this ask Ms/Mx no dominion eyes ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ
contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork
calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"
I 👁️ was at the Jamie Oliver 🫒 petrol station ⛽️ I 👁️ needed deli 🥪 but, god, I 👁️ hate 🤬 him. That man 🧍♂️ should not 🙅♀️ have his face 👨 on posters. I feel so angry 😡 or sad 😔 at most, huh 🤷♀️. But then I think 🤔💭 of the New York 🗽 skyline 🏙️ the West Cork 🍾 of the Yankee 🇺🇸 eye 👁️ line. Then get to thinking 🤔💭 I 👁️ have it wrong 🚫 though. Let me explain cuz I’m never 🙅♀️ wrong 🚫 though. Things are ugly 😡 to me, I 👁️ get it. A flip phone 📞 with a lack of credit 💳 And others beautiful 😍 I 👁️ remember 🎗️Blanch right ➡️ at the end 🔚 of December 🎄So okay 👌 don’t 🚫 be a bitch 🤬 the man’s 🧍♂️ got kids 👶👧 and they wouldn’t like 👎 this, I’m saying 🗣️ okay 👌 don’t 🚫 be a bitch 🤬 the man’s 🧍♂️ got kids 👶👧 and they wouldn’t like 👎 this, ohhh
mikeyway as noodle
my phone loves to hhave its battery as low as possible
hhhghgg i really want to get the cd of euro country by cmat but alas... the money evades me
everyone shut the actual fuck up. it's ferb time
posted this last night before i went to sleep and now i wake up and it has 300 notes. ferb time has an effect on people apparently
alternate reality where "polaroid" is a term used by racist eugenics professors in the early to mid-20th century to describe a race of people native to the north and south poles and the cameras are called pinglers instead
the patient needs posts to live !
we are hussie hints we carry the home we'll fight for the stuck we'll honor its name
Surprise appearance from Charles Dirk! "Counting or not Counting Carapacian Violence?"