Engineer of this Disaster

Bug | She/nannigans/Her | Hufflepuff | Hobbit | Rebel Scum

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[tieflingkisser]

[velvetcloak]

[scarletjedi]

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?

[cutie-bug]

This too shall pass, but what the absolute fuuuuucck

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[shutyourmoustache]

[elvencantation]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Looking like a convict! No shit, Sherlock!🎵

[chthonion]

Harrowing Alt POV time!

Hello, everyone! Today I'm bringing out one of the last big backlog pieces I had for the extras work.

You can now read Elrond's perspective on the conversation (in chapter 23) where he discovers that Maglor was alive and simply did not interact with him for thousands of years, and some of the emotional fallout from that conversation, and the parts of the conversation that Annatar did not see, here!

[coolmomdean]

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

[coolmomdean]

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[starspray]

Chapters: 73/77 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Maedhros & Maglor (Tolkien), Elrond Peredhel & Maglor, Daeron/Maglor (Tolkien), Amras & Amrod & Caranthir & Celegorm & Curufin & Maedhros & Maglor (Tolkien), Celebrían/Elrond Peredhel, Curufin/Curufin’s Wife (Tolkien), Caranthir/Original Character, Elrond Peredhel & Maedhros, Finwë & Maglor (Tolkien), Fingon & Finrod Felagund & Maedhros, Daeron & Original Characters, Finrod Felagund & Maglor, Amras & Amrod & Caranthir & Celegorm & Curufin & Fëanor & Maedhros & Maglor (Tolkien), Daeron & Sons of Fëanor (Tolkien), Finwë/Indis/Míriel Þerindë | Míriel Serindë Characters: Maglor (Tolkien), Maedhros (Tolkien), Elrond Peredhel, Celegorm (Tolkien), Caranthir (Tolkien), Curufin (Tolkien), Curufin’s Wife (Tolkien), Amrod (Tolkien), Amras (Tolkien), Celebrimbor (Tolkien), Celebrían (Tolkien), Original Characters, Fëanor (Tolkien), Finwë (Tolkien), Fingon (Tolkien), Nerdanel (Tolkien), Galadriel (Tolkien), Finrod Felagund, Daeron (Tolkien), Míriel Þerindë | Míriel Serindë, Indis (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli (Tolkien), Elemmírë (Tolkien), House of Finwë Members (Tolkien), Sons of Elrond, Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Complicated Relationships, Friendship, Family, Brothers, Father-Son Relationship, Valinor in the Fourth Age of Arda (Tolkien), Established Relationship, Past Violence, Past Character Death, Darkening of Valinor (Tolkien), Healing, Reconciliation, Hedgehogs, Cats, the dead very gently haunting the narrative, House of Finwë (Tolkien), Grief/Mourning, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Reunions, Hope vs. Despair, Dreams and Nightmares Series: Part 12 of meanwhile the world goes on Summary:

“Come on.” Maedhros grabbed his hand and pulled him along down the path, both of them quickening their pace now, until the trees opened up into a wide meadow filled with flowers, bright yellow celandine and dandelions and sweet-scented pale chamomile mingling with cornflowers and irises. On the other side of it was a larger party than Maglor had ever seen in Lórien—five figures sitting in the grass. Huan barked again, and they all looked up. “It seems everyone has come to fetch us home,” Maedhros said, laughing, as all their brothers scrambled to their feet.  

After years in Lórien, Maglor and Maedhros are ready to return to their family and to make something new with their lives–but to move forward, all of Fëanor’s sons must decide how, or if, they can ever reconcile with their father.

[spider-left-the-game-deactivate]

mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.

[existennialmemes]

[sankta-wraith]

Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Needed to preserve these tags

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

Gandalf during the Hobbit: good god I wish Bilbo was more naturally in tune with his Took side I feel like I have to force it out of him

Gandalf during Lord of the Rings: TOO MUCH TOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PIPPIN

[diy-lobotomyy]

It's 230am. I should not be awake, but here I am finding some funnies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯