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Laura // 23 // queer // any

[homeboygirl]

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]

[heyytalia]

Yes, I know we’ve got the Ides of March coming on March 15, but you know what other important day we’re remembering this week??

March 14.

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES

[heyytalia]

Happy “DAY THAT KRABS FRIES”, everybody

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[ripempezardexerox]

[beardedmrbean]

Lads

[glofiles]

21 CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR MEEEEEEEE

[wewwo]

[withloveyoursforever]

its always "youre cute" and never "you have betwitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you."

[imanes]

what was your almost name? mine was sofia

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[windsroad]

I don’t have polls yet myself so imagine this poll

When will you wear wigs?

⭕️ tomorrow

⭕️ next week

🔴 what?

[gumptioncretaceous]

smoking a bowl of who-hash

[duckdotcom]

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

[duckdotcom]

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[radiofreederry]

???

[jenlog]

[a52-i-guess]