Talked too much and stayed too long

26 | they/them

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

How it feels to like a mutual's post within 10 seconds of it being posted

[viridianmasquerade]

This is a very serious book but ma'am

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[yossyislandd]

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

[transhuman-priestess]

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

[yossyislandd]

yes

[yossyislandd]

that being said landlords are parasitoids

[beardedmrbean]

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[anyroads]

This is the Supernatural "I love you" meme but specific to announcing that another UK PM has resigned.

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere]

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

[modernbaseball]

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[artmadval]

little angels 😇✨

[cuunos]

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[walker-walker-fashion-baby]

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that