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i don't even know how i started doing this tbh jieun · she/her

[cxsmic-chan]

*skz throwing around a ball*

minho: bonus points if you hit jisung in the face

[cxsmic-chan]

chan: HYUNJIN'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

hyunjin: b postitive

chan, stressed: I'M TRYING

[cxsmic-chan]

*minsung on the rooftop talking*

minho: hey, what're you thinking about?

jisung:

jisung: did you know that unus annus is gonna end in 35 days

minho: *pushes jisung off the roof*

[cxsmic-chan]

minho: do you ever just want to place your hands on someone's face, look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head until their neck snaps?

chan: that took an unexpected turn

felix: so did their head

[cxsmic-chan]

minho: at my funeral there'll be a kahoot game with 1,000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will

[cxsmic-chan]

jisung: you consider me a friend?

hyunjin: yeah, what else would i consider you?

jisung: i don't know. an emberrassment? a way to rebel against your parents? a desperate cry for help? you had options

[cxsmic-chan]

hyunjin: truth or dare?

chan: truth

hyunjin: how many hours have you slept this week?

chan: dare

minho: go to sleep

chan: i don't like this game

[cxsmic-chan]

w**jin can go suck a dick anyways what yall want from mcdonalds ?? 😃

[cxsmic-chan]

*gets hit by a car*

passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?!?!!??

jisung: please.... i-i need.. my.. phone

*opens '00 line groupchat*

jisung: LMAOO YALL GUESS WHAT 💀💀

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felix: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEES DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES

jeongin: b-bees???

felix: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

jeongin: wait

changbin: *approaching menacingly and shaking a jar of bees*

jeongin: wAIT

[cxsmic-chan]

seungmin: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up a room

hyunjin: it's called arson and those people are called witnesses

[cxsmic-chan]

felix, aggravated: why can't trees give off something useful like wifi???

chan: so just fuck oxygen, right?

[cxsmic-chan]

*playing cards*

changbin: *shows card* ace of spades!

felix: *throws uno card* +4 change color to yellow!

jisung: *throws a pokemon card* pikachu, i choose you!

seungmin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING

[cxsmic-chan]

math problem: if you give half an apple to a friend, what do you have?

chan, getting new ideas for lyrics: a friend...

[cxsmic-chan]

jisung: *eats all the chips*

jeongin and seungmin at the poker table: 👁👄👁

[cxsmic-chan]

felix: no, no, you misunderstood me

felix: i'm not calling changbin "babe" as in short for "baby", i'm calling him "beyb" as in short for "beyblade". let it rip

[cxsmic-chan]

jisung: it's not illegal

police officer staring into jisung's trunk which is full of cheese cake: it's just... there's so much-

jisung: but it's not illegal

police officer: