Fuck This Dystopia

22♋️ ║ Anarchist🏴Ⓐ✳ ║ Butch Lesbian Demisexual Demiboy ║ They/He/Vamp

[cyanide-rush]

~~ W E L C O M E ~~

☣︎ You can call me Cy or Cyan

✘ I am a Demiboy Butch Lesbian

☢︎ They/He/Vamp Pronouns

☣︎ I am an Anarchist (Communist, Nihilist)

✘ I am 22 years old

☢︎ I am a Punk mostly into Folk Punk

☣︎ I like Videogames (Rimworld, BG3, etc.), Political Theory, and My Chemical Romance

✘ Will post about the Killjoys, MCR, Smoking Weed, and Politics

☢︎ Everything blog, 1 blog for everything here

☣︎ I am taken by the beautiful @dolleyz and we are lesbians together

D.N.I If ->

- You're a Zionist

- You're an Republican / MAGA-Nerd / Trump Lover / Conservative

- You're NOT Antifascist

- You're a Baeddal

- You're a Transmed

- You're a TERF, "Gender Critical", or a Radfem

- You're an Anti-Socialist/Communist Liberal

- You're an Ancap or pro/accepting of Capitalism (Anarchy is inherently anti-capitalist go fuck off and read actual political theory)

- You support AI "art", Chatgpt and its kin, etc. (Its exploitative and harmful to the environment)

- You like Cops or the Military

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[orphanbird95]

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

[orphanbird95]

Even more people who do not care about trans people:

[wisdomofwinter]

I’m so disappointed

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting 2x combo, black with high white spotting

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[elierlick]

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

[hauntedfragility]

thank you trans men

[creepymutelilbugger]

thank you trans men

[haventhefrog]

thank you trans men

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[elexuscal]

"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.

[victusinveritas]

This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. Click the link for the step-by-step guide.

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There was a time when Teen Vogue was just another teen magazine. That time has passed.

[victusinveritas]

Future archivists are going to have a field day puzzling out our present culture.

[gaytanic-panic]

[despazito]

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

[despazito]

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

[anarchistmemedistro]

[sisterhildegardis]

I just want good food, good neighbors, and a good drink. We need not sacrifice millions on the altar of mamon to get that.

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[madphantom]

@ the terfs spreading in the notes like mold: This isn't for you.

[dreamofhircine]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[dreamofhircine]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.