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rosecrystal

russiawave

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

Destroy false idols

Italian is Russian French

#France #French #Italy #Italian #Russia #Russian #Spaghetti

bitchycode

mod-l-lost-in-translation

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

portaljumper339

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

curiouser-and-curiouser-fics

Like a sack of what

elitefourkylewantstobattle

bastardofficial

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

idknewname1

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

aletheius

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

goldrubyproduction

we really had no idea huh

romcommunist

love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

garnaxo-deactivated20230930

vibzy

if you hear about a bi woman being in an abusive relationship with a man and your immediate thought is something along the lines of “that’s what you get for dating men lol” i think you honestly should just drop dead

ruinedchildhood

planet-motherfucker

gamecubewizard

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

oak23

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

oak23

I bought a cape because of this

lordelmelloi2

here’s a list of misogynistic terms that indicate promiscuity that you can use to lovingly insult your favorite character that aren’t related to sex work lmfao

slut <— the word that most of you are looking for

broad <— same vindictive power

vamp <— thematically appropriate for halloween season

wench <— funny as fuck to say

hussy <— also funny as hell. if you were into h*mestuck you may wince when using it

siren <— indicates sheer sex appeal (in ball culture we have a category explicitly for sexual appeal that’s called “sex siren”!)

flirt <— what it says on the tin

minx <—- another absolute classic. makes you sound classy

coquette <— french. confuses your mutuals and makes them look it up. great conversation starter

floozy <— this one will have your mutuals howling as they point out that you just used a word that sounds like it’s from the 20s

this is okay to reblog. for the love of god stop throwing the word ‘whore’ around so easily if you’re not or have never been a sex worker!! lmfao !!!!!