welcome to my twisted code

i wanted to save the world

[thegettingbyii]

DID IT FIX WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LESS THAN?

saw (2003) short film x "less than" by nin

[homunculus-argument]

Fascinated by the people who comment on online recipes like

"I tried making this vegetable dip! I didn't have mayo so I just used low fat yogurt instead, and we are doing keto so I replaced the sour cream with lard. My husband is deathly allergic to citrus fruit so to get the same tang I added vinegar instead of lime juice. I used pancake mix instead of garlic, and since I didn't have salt, pepper, paprika, onion powder, parsley, or dill, I substituted with pumpkin spice and ground-up civet skull. My husband hated it :( I don't know what I did wrong."

Well ma'am, first of all, you made the Dip of Theseus.

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[loveridden1999]

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[onenicebugperday]

Vivid dancer, Argia vivida, Coenagrionidae, Zygoptera

Found in western North America

Photos 1-2 by Thomas Shahan, 3 by leslie_s, and 4 by camerondeckert

[dogpuppy]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[vee-dmsr]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[pokkin]

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

[sluttynurse]

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

[wisedreamdelusion]

smoking crab thanks to human mind

[wisedreamdelusion]

true

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[angelicguy]

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation