all new cars are bad investments but goddamn

[introvertia]

Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

Shares of Elon Musk's embattled carmaker Tesla slid over 12 percent Thursday morning after posting disastrous earnings.

It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History

One for the history books.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[the-marxist-mash]

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

[fagenthusiast]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[hunter-rodrigez]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me when I’m a genius entrepreneur and my various business ventures are all doing super well

[grainyflashes]

pretty sure I just made history

[grainyflashes]

first photo of a cybertruck taken on a blackberry curve 9330

[amethystsoda]

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[jackalovski]

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

That cybertruck recall is so awesome. Panels are literally just falling off. They're doing a recall because the car just literally falls apart.

[linesonwhite]

The headlines and anecdotes being shared about Tesla dealerships and cyber trucks getting wrecked and vandalized are all very enjoyable and revitalizing.

If you want to repost this one anywhere, feel free! Credit me where and when you can, but it's all good even if you can't.

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

even better news! It’s not most, it’s all of them!

[pancakeke]

[assignedmale]

Many people have asked for a cross-stitch pattern for my burning Cybertr*ck design, and I'm happy to provide!

[isa-ah]

most cathartic part of orpheus 2025 <3

[isa-ah]

of the 5 teslas in the parade, one turned off so early we didnt even see it, one had to turn off after someone cracked its windshield, and one had to turn off after it got a window shattered. further down from us people were fully throwing garbage and beer bottles with the intention of breaking glass. only 2 of them made it to the end of the parade, having been jeered end to end.

if this was supposed to be a temperature test- because people are speculating this was a test ride for the military and tesla having a partnership, no one knows why on earth these things were in mardi gras to begin with- then they certainly got an idea of how people feel.

[isa-ah]

@woodsywizard LITERALLYYY

[vtimeisteatime]

I have been thinking about them fleeing to metairie all day. elleauxelle

[birdsareblooming]

im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

[birdsareblooming]

ok actually very important wear a mask or cover your face to throw cheese

[draconym]

Good morning Baltimore

[mcgravin]

At least one person tried to bring their cybertruck on a mardi gras parade in New Orleans, and got booed and pelted with thrown objects until they were forced to leave the parade route.

New Orleans Boos a Cybertruck Off a Mardi Gras Parade, Breaks One of Its Windows

People are showing their displeasure at Elon Musk by destroying Teslas and Tesla infrastructure across the country.

[eliasgoeshardcosplay]

[vantwinblade]

[manic laughter]

[gunsandfireandshit]

The regular cars and public transit driving along just fine in the background really makes this